Til Death: Reanimated

Flint, Isaac, Jared, and Sweetie Honey are led here.

You go ahead and claim your bed, and get some FENG SUEI going on your end of the room before the other two begin their weird shit.

"Hey, treat Coeus with some respect."

fine. ill be cordial enough because she DID pay for this

"She might be a bitch, but so's her mom."

((can you remove Jared and sweetie honey?? Since Noah is afk rn

"Runs in the family or some shit, I guess."

8:02 PM

// i... think jared and sweetie honey would just follow

You dig under the BED. Someone didn't clear the room of supplies because there's one of those big plastic fold-out tables.

You flop on the bed.

FUCK YEAH.

//wait are the beds those hotel beds with fluffy white sheets

// yes...

You begin jumping in between the beds.

The pilot and the soldier leave the suitcases with the three. They're all clearly marked.

GOD I LOVE THIS TYPE OF BED SO DAMN MUCH

8:04 PM

SWEET FLIP!

you lay on your bed

You take your TABLE and set it up next to YOUR bed. You take a STOOL from another side of the rather large room and make a quick desk and chair.

(edited)

TABLE

Isaac is launched due to the jumping!

kms lemme rewrite that

you are being bounced up and down

You shuffle your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS.

8:04 PM

You are. Scarily good at this.

8:05 PM

They're not as big as other SYLLADEX CARDS, and are the same size as playing cards.

8:06 PM

You take out the ACE OF SPADES and KING OF HEARTS, and uncaptchalogue the SODA MACHINE and the REFILL SYRUP AND SODA WATER.

8:06 PM

Your hand coordination is impressive.

8:10 PM

You also uncaptchalogue the several other things in your SYLLADEX, such as the SCHOOL PIZZA, your BACKUP HOODIES, an old set of ALIEN PLAYING CARDS (you found them on the meteor when you were little), and several little odds and ends.

8:10 PM

The cards disappear in your hands.

8:10 PM

alright im gonna see whats in the suitcase packed for me

Oh fuck right, all the food!

8:10 PM

Hey I'm just gonna dump all this food you made me make real quick!

8:11 PM

You eject your wallet modus before you realize what a stupid idea this is.

NONONO WAIT DONT PUT IT SOMEWHERE \ELSE

FOOD. EVERYWHERE.

AAAAAAAGHHH THE FRUIT

8:11 PM

THE FOOD

8:11 PM

GOD DAMMIT JARED

t he juices

ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/23/2022 8:11 PM

// the maids will have nightmares

FUCK IM SORRY I DIDNT THINK FUCK

god i hope none of this is hard to clean up i feel bad for maids man

You're tearing up some raw steak you found in the pile.

you are still laying in bed

oh my god dude what is in this pile

I made like... Literally every food I could think of and also every food the internet could think of

You grab your SUITCASE, and step around the pile.

You sit down on your bed after getting around it.

8:13 PM

try captchaloguing the pile again.

The smell is indescribable.

You've smelled worse but it's BAD

you open your suitcase. There's nothing inside.

8:13 PM

you close it and put it on the ground

WAIT NOW I CAN FINALLY CHANGE OUT OF THIS DAMN WIFEBEATER

Jared Jackson

I made like... Literally every food I could think of and also every food the internet could think of

the horror

You scramble to your suitcase and throw on your DUMB T SHIRT. You actually designed this shirt yourself, and made like 50 of them to sell. You sold exactly zero shirts.

// This is the shirt he's depicted in in his main art

((the hotel rooms look sorta like this but with 3 beds and more chairs around a square table, + a mini fridge and small kitchen area.

can you. clean up that shit please

8:16 PM

You're inspecting your SUITCASE.

(comb as in combination not comb like the hair utensil

THERE's a shower RIGHT THERE...

(dms

ectoMycologist

((the hotel rooms look sorta like this but with 3 beds and more chairs around a square table, + a mini fridge and small kitchen area.

*two beds

8:18 PM

//

8:19 PM

// hades is correct.

You open your SUITCASE.

8:20 PM

>

Just extra clothes. A few blank shirts and your old shirts from earlier, but cleaned and patched up.

8:20 PM

Plus some pairs of sweats.

8:21 PM

In the middle of the suitcase, however.

yo flint check out what I brought

Plus some jars of sweat.

Is a box.

you take out a pair of light blue thigh highs

Lmao

This box has a combination lock on the front of it.

8:21 PM

You look up at isaac after staring at the box for a bit

oh haha sweet

8:21 PM

>

8:22 PM

You take the box out.

>

you put them on

8:22 PM

Jared do I look submissive yet. Uwu.

You feel. Entranced by it. Like there's something important inside of it.

(( @DreamilyDrifting

It's light, and feels like there's nothing in the box itsself, but when you shake it, you hear.... papers?

Jared do I look submissive yet. Uwu.

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump ...Do I need to put the hurt on you, bro?

.. You sit this on your makeshift desk.

8:23 PM

im gonna take a shower.

8:23 PM

i look and smell like shit.

Quick someone test if he tastes like shit too

You take off SLAV'S JACKET and neatly fold it on your bed, grab a new set of clothes, and walk out before anyone can try licking you.

Snop.

Damn!

You come back later, in new clothes, looking a lot better, and a bit more cleanshaven.

Flint Turing

It's light, and feels like there's nothing in the box itsself, but when you shake it, you hear.... papers?

// holy shit his birth certificate (edited)

You finally shaved properly.

Jared has a noticable beard. It doesn't look half bad. Just not groomed properly.

8:27 PM

Damn, nice shave. Real smooth...

(did they clean up the mess because i think i missed where they did)

//Yeah Jared did in between flint leaving and coming back

(alright alright)

okay good you cleaned up. they left some air spray in the bathroom incase our shit stinks so lets just flood the room with febreeze until the smell goes away

// literally walking hotel nightmares

Stains, EVERYWHERE.

You arm yourself with two cans of FEBREEZE.

8:33 PM

i dont know how to lift stains. the maids at least will get their pay

8:34 PM

ill leave a boonbuck for them.

You take out a solid chunk of eyebleed.

8:34 PM

i can literally put any value on this shit and it'll be worth something because im the only person with a fuck ton of it

Yo what in the actual shit is that

a boonbuck. its worth 1 million boondollars.

8:35 PM

literally can make this shit rarer than gold and have my own economy

8:35 PM

or. well more valuable than gold

I mean, I can say the same for like, strands of my hair. I'm the only one with em but that doesn't make them worth anything

but this is an actual currency and not hairs from your mop.

8:36 PM

the consorts trade with it, who says it doesnt already have a value

8:37 PM

in any case im leaving a boonbuck for em so they can at least have some kind of a tip for their hard work.

8:37 PM

im going out on the deck (edited)

The door is locked!

FUCK!

Oh man... We're locked in here... Alone... Together... Oh boy...

2

8:38 PM

We can play VIDEO GAMES!

had me in the first half ngl

8:38 PM

uh

8:38 PM

on what exactly

...

There is, in fact, a PS5 and a big flatscreen TV!

...

Three controllers, in fact.

OH DAMN

THE DOG CAN PLAY

1

It seems each room is actually personalized.

Sweetie Honey: Game it up

YOU DONT HAVE OPPAWSABLE THUMBS!

sigh alright lets see what they preloaded on the pinkie sniff five

Sweetie Honey: Believe in yourself

YOUVE NEVER EVER STOPPED BELIEVING IN YOURSELF EVER!

8:40 PM

YOU BEGIN BAP THE CONTROLLER.

8:41 PM

Sweetie Honey accidentally codes an entire game by bapping the controller.

Nah, just kidding.

...or am I?

YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!

8:42 PM

// sweetie honey accidentally makes doom

// TRUE

(half life 3 actually

// *ultrakill

// IT'S DOOM BECAUSE IT'S THE SIMPLEST BRO

//ultradoom 3

>

8:54 PM

You load up SPIDERMAN 2.

you havent moved a muscle

You're bored as fuck.

you just lay in the bed

8:55 PM

hey. Flint.

yeah

you ever feel so exhausted? Where you lay down, and even if you want to get up you just lay in bed

constantly

8:57 PM

but i get up and move anyway to spite god

id rather rest here.

That is the edgiest thing ive heard today Turing I have GOT to hand it to you

its not edgy its true i havent slept since the melatonin overdose

ill only get up to make out with jared

QUICK come have loud sex with me to make Flint die in spiderman

2

you sit up

9:01 PM

slash serious?

// where's the fuckin' hyphen you whores

(sorry, sp-derman

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,

Your face heats up.

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

(sorry, sp-derman

(sp-skinman

2

God Fuck If This Door Isn't Unlocked In The Next Five Minutes, I'm Going To Kill Myself

(new underfell hotel theme name

is the door locked?

yes

why

dont ask me i dont fucking know

you sit up and go to the door

9:03 PM

is there no locks on the inside?

Flint Turing may be a bit of an idiot.

9:04 PM

// literally been waiting for someone to be like "i unlock the door"

1

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

// WHY

9:04 PM

// WHY SAY IT

9:04 PM

// DUDE (edited)

9:04 PM

// WHY

9:04 PM

// CHRIST

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

LITERALLY WHAT REASON

(aaand thats where i void that)

im a fucking moron alright

// you don't say slurs that aren't reclaimable

9:05 PM

// rule of thumb

9:05 PM

// even if your character is a 4chan user

// dude you knew that wasn't going to go well why'd you even try that

you open the door, and close it again

// like... Come on seriously

((what happened

(both flint and i are fucking neurodivergent but whatever)

dont expect my dumb ass to know how doors work i lived in a rock

((did aster say a racial slur???????????

9:05 PM

((what

You stand up and leave.

((i said the r-slur

9:06 PM

((im not THAT dumb

ectoMycologist

(both flint and i are fucking neurodivergent but whatever)

// the r slur isnt reclaimable even by neurodivergent people (edited)

// okay let's not continue this conversation here thank you

9:06 PM

// god

(( ? ? ??

((im not even gonna ask because i dont read up on slurs so lets stop this

you blow away the voices in your head talking about reclaiming slurs or whatever, you go and sit back down on your bed

STOP

i really do not care noah.

you look at the mask you got back in fujji

Okay well that's my cue to stop rping for while

9:08 PM

See you whenever (edited)

ok

you put the mask away, and leave the room

You quickly undress and throw on some SWIMMING TRUNKS. They're covered in green flames.

9:33 PM

.. You like the look, actually.

You come back in here and just sit and dry off.

9:47 PM

Once you do, you throw a shirt on.

You look at the box.

it's probably fucking nothing. she's fucking with me

The room was cleaned while you were gone, and the boonbuck is also gone.

..

10:05 PM

You lay down.

10:09 PM

..

You make a point to go meditate once everyone's asleep.

You're just laying here. You need a bit of a break.

Isaacs phone is ringing

10:10 PM

BRRRRR. BRRRRRR. BRRRRRRRRR..

(( @ectoMycologist

You, due to lack of respect for others belongings, answer the phone

tonys pasta kitchen and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. how can I help you

hello?? Is this Isaac Pines??

10:15 PM

we've come to tell you that,, we think we found your grandma

10:16 PM

she's alive, and, doing well, she is confused on where your house is

no this is not isaac pines and I am frankly disappointed in myself for answering like that.

10:21 PM

im his friend who heard his phone ringing. should I get him

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

im his friend who heard his phone ringing. should I get him

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump no need, is there any place where she can go? Your place or anything?

UH. we're. both homeless

10:26 PM

You're being put on the spot here.

(fuck man I'm going to bed I'm schleepy I'll respond in the mornjng

ah. Alright. Sorry for the trouble. Please tell Isaac the news

10:39 PM

CLCK

uh. Jared. go get isaac

fuck it ill get him myself

> Knock knock.

The door's unlocked.

Pommel the door is-

Yeah I was just knocking to let anyone inside know shut up

They enter.

They toss Flint onto the bed, and quickly shuffle out.

Slav busts in.

12:20 PM

alright where's my jacket

The JACKET is neatly folded at the end of FLINT's bed.

!

Wow Slav doesn't have a shirt on... Jared SWOONS or whatever...

First two weirdos bring in flints corpse and now you come busting in here??

12:21 PM

What a DAY man.

corpse? bullshit

Obviously not dead.

he's snoring loud as hell

Yup. Definitely dead.

12:21 PM

Like SO dead dude.

he's snoring loud as hell

@Slavko I. Ranovic (@demeter!!) - jump > You totally are.

i think he might legitimately have sleep apnea

Jared Jackson

First two weirdos bring in flints corpse and now you come busting in here??

// WHY DIDNT HE REACT THEN

12:22 PM

// Grrrr

Slav puts on his jacket.

12:24 PM

what the fuck where's my last cigarette

Bro do NOT start smoking in here I will HURT you man...

12:24 PM

Cigarette smoke is awful...

i'm not a fuckin' idiot

12:25 PM

that's not only a fire hazard but also detrimental to everyone's lungs

(you walk into a room that smells like cigarettes and you leave, you walk into a room that smells like weed and you get down on all fours like a drug dog

besides i'm not smoking right now i just want it on hand for the next stressful period

Not used to smokers being so mindful about it, hah.

if i smoked often i wouldn't have this smooth voice

12:26 PM

Slav's voice isn't really smooth, but it doesn't sound like he smokes either.

Smooth like butter, man. Like butter covered in baby oil.

how would one even do that

12:29 PM

Slav pets Sweetie Honey.

BOOF! (HEE HEE!)

Slav gets a text.

2:08 PM

Sergey: son me and Amalga are at the buffet come join us

Slav's phone is still in his room.

SNNNRT

2:59 PM

>

2:59 PM

You sit up with your eyes closed.

You smack your lips.

WHOA damn??

2:59 PM

FLINT YOU'RE BACK!

You uncaptchalogue a GUITAR CASE.

2:59 PM

dont touch her.

Wait, you didn't fall asleep out in the open did you????

2:59 PM

What If that guy gets you?????

i fell asleep in ufallo's room. it's off and hard to find.

Okay, man. I just want your funky dream body safe and junk.

> alright im gonna like. go ahead and show you whats in the case so you arent curious

3:00 PM

The case is covered in stickers, some custom-made with sticker paper.

Cute!

You sit it on your makeshift desk.

prepare your sockets for the love of my life

3:01 PM

You snap open the latches and reveal ROSA.

(please god let there be a guitar in there and not a human body)

3:01 PM

HOT DAMN!

Flint: find Isaac

9.5 pounds of pure beauty.

That is a BEAUTY for fucking sure.

3:02 PM

...Wait, didn't you say you had to tell Isaac something???

3:02 PM

oh shit his grandma

BRO. ABSCOND YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE IMMEDIATELY!

MAKE SURE NOBODY TOUCHES ROSA

GO GIT EM CHAMP ILL PROTECT HER

You BOLT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

BANG

you burst in, frantically looking for your phone

!!!!!

You followed him.

ITS ON YOUR BED

3:12 PM

OR YOUR AND JARED'S BED

you pick it up and recall them

You're hyperventilating. That was a lot of running.

ring.... Ring .... Ring ...

I NEED.. i need a second.

ring .... Ring ... Ring....

phew...

3:12 PM

You slump into a beanbag.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

3:13 PM

they never answer.

it was a verified number.. they could be busy.

3:13 PM

You. Fucking. Dolt.

IM SORRY I WAS PUT ON THE SPOT

put on the spot? Really?

YOU EXPECT THE GUY WITHOUT ANY IMMEDIATE FAMILY TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIS BEST FRIEND'S GRANDMA

. . . . .

THEY SHOULD STILL HAVE HER ITS NOT LIKE SHE COULD'VE RUN OFF

3:14 PM

SHES OLD ISNT SHE

she's 55.

dude im so fucking sorry for not telling you soo- SHES THAT YOUNG??

yeah.

3:15 PM

just. Don't talk to me flint

im sorry for not telling you sooner. i couldnt find you

3:15 PM

nor could i have texted you

I'm not sleeping here tonight, I'll find somewhere else to sleep

3:15 PM

you push him out of the way, and slam the door as you leave

god dammit please dont leave me again im sorry-

3:15 PM

>

3:15 PM

why am i so fucking bad at this

3:16 PM

hes gonna hate me for the rest of this trip UGHHH

3:16 PM

>

3:16 PM

You remember the number, somewhat. You don't remember the area code, but you remember the number itsself, it should go through.

3:17 PM

You get up and sit on your bed

im trying the fucking number.

3:17 PM

im not giving up. i ruined this, so im gonna fix it.

3:17 PM

You try the number on your own phone.

3:17 PM

NO SERVICE.

3:17 PM

GOD DAMMIT I NEED THE WIFI PASSWORD

3:18 PM

AUUGHHH

3:18 PM

You slump backwards.

3:18 PM

jared

3:19 PM

i know you're speechless and likely don't want to do this

3:19 PM

can you please

3:19 PM

go get the wifi password for me

3:19 PM

so i can try and clear up the grandma thing

Fuck, man.

They're too far away from land to get any service, it seems.

3:21 PM

There's no Wi-Fi.

Sigh.

You fucking hate this trip.

...

god dammit she paid for everything EXCEPT wifi didnt she

You finally bothered looking at the WIFI DISCOVERY MENU.

3:21 PM

..

3:21 PM

WAIT

3:22 PM

JARED KNOCK ME OUT I CAN GET ONE OF MY POWER STATIONS FROM THE METEOR

3:22 PM

IVE GOT A SHIT TON OF THEM AND THEY GIVE OFF WIFI SIGNAL

AH SHIT OKAY UH

3:22 PM

You whip out the SWEET BAT AND HELLA JARED.

3:23 PM

Aaaand....

Flint Turing

god dammit she paid for everything EXCEPT wifi didnt she

You finally bothered looking at the WIFI DISCOVERY MENU.

// THAT'S NOT HOW WI-FI WORKS BRO

CLUNK

// it's gotta be connected to power lines and shit

(the rest of the ship has power

3:23 PM

(a modem can be placed anywhere as long as it has power

//It's SBURB if they can get wifi on skaia i'm pretty sure at least Flint can get wifi anywhere

OUT COLD.

// no i mean like. there needs to be a provider

((still ill have flint get the power cube

3:24 PM

((convenient miniquest

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 10d50 (38, 21, 18, 21, 20, 12, 19, 19, 32, 12) Total: 212

The SWEET BAT AND HELLA JARED starts freaking the fuck out and blaring junk noise and vibrating.

3:26 PM

JEGUS CHRIS

3:26 PM

You quickly put the bat away.

you open the door once more

3:28 PM

they called back.

SLAP

You jolt awake

3:28 PM

You don't even scream at this point

3:28 PM

HOLD ON ISAAC I GOT A SOLUTION ILL FIX IT

they called back.

You uncaptchalogue a SKAIANET POWER HUB.

3:29 PM

oh. well that was. a bunch of trouble for nothing

3:29 PM

free wifi though lul whatd they say

she's going to fujji. With John and Asa

3:29 PM

after this trip, I'm moving back to fujji.

thats. fair.

Im sorry.

you're fine. go live with your grandma.

I. Have no words

3:30 PM

you just swing more and more with the waves

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 1d20 (19) - 10 Total: 9

dont let me keep you from seeing your grandmother. im sorry about not telling them to get them to the meteor.

it's ok-

kind of a dumb move on my part. i was about to fix it but you seemed to have solved it.

3:31 PM

> where should i toss this thing.

The SWEET BAT AND HELLA JARED equips itself and flies out of your hand, blaring garbage noise.

because the ship doesnt have wifi and this is our only ticket to using the internet.

FUCKCHRIST

AUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I don't need. The internet

3:32 PM

I.. I .. haha .. I don't know

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 25d30 (28, 28, 2, 1, 25, 24, 28, 12, 29, 6, 16, 23, 5, 17, 16, 25, 14, 26, 10, 25, 17, 26, 14, 13, 1) Total: 431

but i do dont want to have another situation where i cant make a call out or some shit.

you are JOYOUS and HAPPY. all of a sudden, your frostbite from earlier just disappeared

The bat successfully bumps the shit out of flint, doing no real damage.

You chuck it on the table in the main part of the room-

what

Avrae

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 25d30 (28, 28, 2, 1, 25, 24, 28, 12, 29, 6, 16, 23, 5, 17, 16, 25, 14, 26, 10, 25, 17, 26, 14, 13, 1) Total: 431

https://on.soundcloud.com/eKXeepnYkyY3M3Ln7

I have a date to go back to flint. Uh

3:33 PM

I'm sorry.

You ignore the bat, despite it freaking out

3:33 PM

yeah man go get that puss and/or dick

3:33 PM

You hold your hand out for a fistbump.

3:33 PM

sorry for interrupting it by the way man

The bat is just flailing about and screeching a cacophonous symphony.

jared get your weapon under control

3:34 PM

Your arm is still out for a bump.

cmon man dont leave me hanging

it's a date with Lucinda, flint. Yknow, that doll girls older sister

still applies

3:35 PM

go have fun

you leave

asshole left me hanging

3:35 PM

hey at least hes not entirely pissed at me.

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 1d20 (1) Total: 1

DOONK. The bat doonks flint on the forehead.

3:36 PM

It does absolutely nothing.

I CANT CONTROL THIS DAMN THING

3:36 PM

You dive at the bat.

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 1d20 (4) Total: 4

It doonks your head rapidly.

3:37 PM

This is annoying!

You begin attempting to get this damn thing under control as well.

@ectoMycologist

grab: 1d20 (4) Total: 4

3:37 PM

@DreamilyDrifting

bat fuckery: 2d20 (9, 16) Total: 25

Your hand PHASED THROUGH THE BAT

3:37 PM

CANT YOUR DOG TRY HELPING SHES JUST SITTING THERE

You get knocked upside the belly and fly onto the bed.

dude why did you make this

BOOF! (THAT'S SCARY!)

I DONT KNOW MAN I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE IT THIS AWFUL

@DreamilyDrifting

RANDOM BULLSHIT GO: 300d20 (4, 5, 2, 11, 17, 20, 20, 1, 19, 15, 6, 8, 6, 14, 11, 15, 20, 20, 8, 8, 15, 5, 14, 12, 6, 4, 11, 11, 1, 1, 9, 17, 6, 3, 4, 2, 17, 5, 7, 10, 13, 4, 10, 14, 7, 3, 11, 18, 16, 19, 5, 18, 20, 17, 4, 18, 6, 4, 20, 11, 3, 16, 12, 15, 17, 12, 20, 7, 9, 16, 5, 4, 15, 8, 5, 11, 13, 16, 12, 3, 12, 11, 11, 14, 14, 15, 2, 20, 4, 3, 6, 5, 2, 13, 10, 12, 15, 7, 17, 10, 20, 1, 5, 1, 2, 12, 9, 1, 17, 15, 19, 8, 10, 16, 13, 6, 4, 9, 10, 17, 16, 11, 12, 19, 19, 20, 9, 13, 13, 6, 16, 3, 5, 19, 3, 7, 18, 2, 17, 2, 6, 9, 4, 15, 9, 9, 12, 7, 2, 4, 4, 8, 11, 1, 11, 16, 8, 16, 3, 5, 11, 9, 6, 1, 17, 8, 2, 12, 9, 2, 15, 18, 10, 6, 11, 1, 11, 12, 18, 19, 10, 6, 6, 7, 6, 10, 3, 11, 2, 8, 12, 5, 6, 12, 11, 14, 18, 18, 15, 9, 17, 17, 6, 12, 14, 2, 6, 15, 13, 5, 10, 12, 17, 19, 4, 8, 20, 8, 5, 2, 10, 17, 11, 2, 8, 5, 9, 16, 15, 11, 1, 9, 2, 13, 9, 16, 12, 1, 18, 10, 3, 7, 13, 3, 20, 8, 1, 4, 11, 7, 14, 14, 4, 12, 6, 1, 17, 6, 14, 13, 6, 8, 7, 10, 17, 10, 9, 1, 10, 2, 6, 15, 5, 13, 5, 5, 1, 5, 17, 7, 7, 14, 19, 10, 7, 14, 11, 6, 19, 3, 8, 1, 2, 1, 2, 19, 17, 19, 10, 7) Total: 2962

You take an EMPTY CARD out of your SYLLADEX DECK and attempt captchaloguing the damn thing.

@DreamilyDrifting

RANDOM BULLSHIT COUNTERROLL: 300d20 (12, 1, 10, 10, 5, 12, 20, 16, 10, 20, 17, 7, 20, 7, 17, 9, 17, 19, 9, 20, 5, 1, 6, 11, 4, 1, 6, 1, 2, 20, 5, 19, 12, 18, 11, 5, 18, 2, 17, 19, 7, 4, 15, 17, 12, 12, 18, 6, 5, 19, 3, 5, 6, 13, 5, 8, 12, 11, 1, 2, 6, 19, 20, 1, 15, 3, 7, 18, 2, 8, 8, 7, 7, 15, 12, 13, 4, 15, 18, 14, 18, 4, 13, 10, 8, 13, 19, 16, 16, 3, 2, 4, 6, 16, 11, 7, 18, 11, 18, 12, 17, 5, 17, 13, 5, 13, 20, 9, 1, 17, 6, 3, 3, 13, 8, 17, 19, 16, 9, 13, 17, 6, 19, 15, 20, 8, 19, 17, 11, 7, 1, 7, 8, 15, 16, 4, 2, 1, 3, 7, 12, 20, 18, 19, 3, 6, 8, 18, 13, 17, 1, 17, 8, 14, 14, 17, 8, 3, 6, 8, 17, 12, 4, 10, 10, 18, 20, 1, 9, 16, 15, 12, 1, 19, 12, 15, 18, 13, 6, 19, 3, 11, 7, 2, 18, 8, 11, 9, 18, 4, 19, 13, 3, 12, 14, 16, 18, 17, 5, 11, 16, 10, 4, 5, 16, 14, 5, 8, 16, 15, 16, 20, 12, 12, 3, 7, 11, 6, 11, 4, 8, 18, 11, 20, 20, 10, 9, 13, 3, 10, 18, 12, 11, 16, 1, 13, 17, 3, 9, 13, 18, 15, 3, 17, 19, 20, 15, 14, 14, 19, 2, 1, 20, 2, 16, 5, 1, 11, 18, 7, 13, 16, 4, 8, 20, 6, 20, 17, 20, 14, 15, 13, 1, 11, 18, 10, 9, 17, 3, 3, 17, 1, 7, 3, 11, 3, 17, 11, 7, 7, 9, 7, 19, 11, 12, 4, 2, 1, 6, 9) Total: 3267

Success.

>

3:41 PM

IF UCKING DID IT

JEGUS CHRIST WE DONE DID IT

You throw the card at JARED, twisted fate style

catch

SWEET CATCH!

The card isn't big, due to how your SYLLADEX works.

3:41 PM

anyway now that we're done with THAT..

3:42 PM

You take ROSA out of the case.

3:42 PM

You tune her and play a few chords to check the tuning.

3:42 PM

never had access to an amp but i know she works

I swear to god Turing. I WILL fall in love with you if you play that damn thing

alright bet

BET. BET.

You improvise some weird rhythmic song. https://youtu.be/7Xdg7y8oxf4?t=920

Matthias Wasser Music

Unplugged acoustified Sound of a vintage 1962 Fender Stratocaster w...

You lie on the bed, listening.

3:45 PM

Men who can play guitar are incredibly attractive to you.

imagine if i had an amplifier

It would only amplify how sexy you're being right now man... (edited)

all the time ive been practicing without one, just her straight acoustic sound.

Wait did I say that out loud

jared you dont have to cover that up your comments have been enough proof how fruity you are HAHAHA

are you playing guitar in here

ye

3:49 PM

whatcha think of rosa

This sexy beast is playing up a STORM

holy shit you named your guitar huh

yeah. shes earned her name

Slav digs through his various modii.

she has lore too i literally found her broken in a dumpster and fixed her with bone glue

3:50 PM

shits harder than the wood itsself

(You can fix me with your bone glue... I mean... Bone me with your glue...?? Boning on my fix til you glue...???)

3:51 PM

Thank god you whispered that and NOBODY heard.

i would be slamming my hand on an incorrect buzzer so fucking hard right now

PFFFFF

> Thank god you whispered that and NOBODY heard.

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump > Slav looks at Jared angrily.

anyway slav what're you digging for

3:52 PM

You gingerly sit ROSA down in her case.

> Slav looks at Jared angrily.

@Slavko I. Ranovic (@demeter!!) - jump

?????

(the case is one of those fender tweed cases with a red velvet interior. the case is the least beat up thing flint owned before the session)

(what the fuck are you talking about jared that doesn't even make sense)

3:54 PM

anyway slav what're you digging for

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump > Slav pulls out a guitar.

NO FUCKING WAY

!

(whats it look like (if you dont know i have something in mind because i like this kind of thing

// it's this specific one i forget the name of hold on

(slav reads like a les paul guy)

3:55 PM

(3 pickups because hes a versatile guy and a bigsby because it just looks cool (edited)

// can't find it also hold on

(( describe it im a guitar freak

// I'M AN IDIOT IT'S A BASS LMAO

(WAIT IS IT A WARLOCK OR AN EXPLORER

// stingray-style (edited)

(stingray is also a style of guitar)

// like this but more damaged

DUDE thats a fucking music man isnt it

Man, that's a pretty one.

yeah

i like the color. didnt expect you to be a mint green guy slav

usually i like teal slash turquoise but i found this on the side of the road

Flint he's not mint green he's brown! Silly...

WHAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4:03 PM

SHE'S IN HERE

KILL

:Y

SNRK

4:03 PM

similar backstories too

i got all my shit off the side of the road or from thrift stores

// flirk x jarrid

same actually

which is why my shirt has a fucking christian symbol on it

never found an amp so rosa never got to speak louder than a whisper.

You start messing with a CHI RHO sticker on the front of ROSA. It's peeling up and you're making it stick again.

4:05 PM

stickers are so easy to find people just leave em places

that's the same fucking synbol on my shirt

so it is

Weird

4:05 PM

Crazy that all three of us are devout christians...

4:06 PM

Praise jegus chris, and all that

i'm not christian i'm like vaguely buddhist

THANK GOD

4:06 PM

Christians are the freakin worst man

praise yahweh and what have you

4:07 PM

i dont subscribe to religion

4:07 PM

i just thought the symbol was cool

4:08 PM

looks like a pirate flag

more like YHWACH

(HAHAA

For being so beat up, ROSA is rather clean, and the parts of the finish NOT covered in stickers are rather shiny.

4:09 PM

You sit her back in the case.

4:10 PM

so what can you do on the bass, slav

do you have a speaker

Hey speaking of god you wanna talk about the dude who can summon angels or whatever

nope. like i said ive been- OH YEAH MIKE

4:10 PM

yeah i about got assassinated by some religious nut job

4:10 PM

thats about it

4:11 PM

anyway i dont have an amp and really havent had access to one for a while

damn!

only time ive ever played a guitar with an amp is when i go into a store and try out guitars id never be able to afford.

4:11 PM

big fan of les pauls theyve got good weight to em and feel the most like rosa

Slav keeps looking through his sylladex for an amp.

Slav: What was that about assassination???

rosa's got a nice c-shaped neck but shes been used for a good 7-8 years and her neck's finish is wearing down to the wood.

4:13 PM

yeah jared you heard me rosa and i predates me meeting isaac

Damn. You two go WAY back

4:13 PM

Be honest. Have you kissed her

4:14 PM

hey flint how fast can you follow sheet music

Be honest. Have you kissed her

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump yes what guitarist hasnt kissed their guitar before

4:15 PM

hey flint how fast can you follow sheet music

@Slavko I. Ranovic (@demeter!!) - jump its funny you say that i can NOT read sheet music

Jared and Slav look at Flint.

You burst out laughing.

i barely can read tableture

okay never mind

4:16 PM

wait how do you even know how to play that then

duh improvisation

4:16 PM

and watching people's hands

ok just follow my lead then

// bro is the dennis of music

slav do you actually have an amp on you like right now

Slav pulls out an amp.

jfc how much do you CARRY dude

i've got like seven sylladexes

4:18 PM

i moved out of my apartment to come to the meteor dude

4:19 PM

anyway before that i'll just play a song i wrotr

4:19 PM

Slav connects his bass to the amp. It's usually pretty quiet without the amp, so he tends to up the volume.

4:19 PM

He begins playing.

https://youtu.be/0wfI-e3HGFc

Winged Souls

Homestuck - Gardener (Full) (2 Basses Cover) +Tabs

(is this one of those dual function amps with 2 inputs

// i think so but pretend it's not

4:20 PM

// just imagine it being played with one bass

4:20 PM

// oh you mean the amp not the cover

(no i meant like would flint be able to plug in

4:20 PM

(DUH

// yeah

// literally been wanting to have slav play the guitar since til death 1 and this just gave me the chance

Men playing guitar to you on a free cruise. Is this truly heaven?

You plug into the second input. You play a C-MAJOR chord to start out. You let it ring, out of astonishment.

oh my god she sounds great.

(gardener is in c major)

not a she

rosa is a she

oh

4:22 PM

still weird but okay

never heard her electrically until now

wait you've just been playing acoustic the whole time

yeah dude no shit

holy shit i need to teach you sheet music

4:22 PM

hold on

i just said that-

4:23 PM

WAIT DOES THIS HAVE A GAIN ADJUSTMENT (edited)

Slav pulls out some sheet music and shows Flint how to play it and what each symbol means.

ah.. so its just notating my pitch and when to hit that note.

yep

simple enough.

you're gonna sound great

4:24 PM

ready to play?

// aster guess what song it is

(ill let you surprise me

yeh yeh

You fiddle with the volume and tone until it sounds right.

You're laying on the bed, kicking your feet, eyes closed, relaxed. This is nice.

(watch as they both belt out free bird

https://youtu.be/G3XpbcM4U24

CoverSolutions

Homestuck - Heir Of Grief (Bass Cover) (Play Along Tabs In Video)

(YES

(oh ive played this one

4:29 PM

(not very well but ive done it

You turn on the DELAY PEDAL (gonna pretend its there for narrative convenience.)

4:29 PM

You begin.

4:30 PM

wow this piece is really beautiful.

4:31 PM

You read ahead after the bars you're playing.

"ACTIVATE DISTORTION."

oh this one's gonna get heavy isnt it

4:33 PM

You kick on the distortion.

GOD DAMN.

4:34 PM

Youve got a full GROOVE FACE going. Lip bite and everything.

You hop up, shredding air guitar and headbanging.

4:34 PM

FUCK. YES.

(flint doing the carlos santana stank face

4:36 PM

(woah wait just noticed rosa and santana's guitars are both PRS

4:36 PM

(that was a total accident lol

4:37 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynZTYtvWFA (GOD DAMMIT SO IS RICHAADEB'S IN THIS HEIR OF GRIEF COVER)

RichaadEB

Homestuck - HEIR OF GRIEF || Metal Cover by RichaadEB

4:37 PM

(WHY AM I SO GOOD AT COOINCIDENCES

(SIDENOTE RICHAADEB HAS THE BEST FUCKING OPPA TOBY STYLE COVER EVER

4:39 PM

((ITS SO FUCKING GOOD

(( YEAHH

// I really want jared to use guitars as a strife weapon with like musical attacks so bad but he's doesn't know guitar sorrow

4:42 PM

//BUT IT WOULD BE SO IN CHARACTER

(he can just smash things with it

4:43 PM

(he doesnt needa now how to play

You close out the song.

//y'know actually what if I just make Jared fucking amazing on the guitar but he's nonchalant about it

hey slav i learned something like. a month ago

//he's like "oh I know a thing or two"

can you play by ear

@demeter!!

yeah

alright bpm is 200

4:46 PM

You count off.

1-2-3-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFR511_Cpc

RichaadEB

Homestuck - Dance of Thorns || Metal Cover by RichaadEB

DreamilyDrifting

//y'know actually what if I just make Jared fucking amazing on the guitar but he's nonchalant about it

// band name Four Eyes are Better than None

You take advantage of the fact that you have distortion and finally are able to make this sound how its supposed to.

// drooling over the thought of him decimating his enemies while playing Homestuck Megalovania

4:48 PM

// also the vriska section gets given to Katie of course

You nonchalantly begin talking while you play.

so like. this is a song from an rpg, to not spoiler it, it was a fight between a side character being controlled at the time and the big baddie. halfway through the fight, the main character comes in to finish it off.

4:49 PM

the side character did most of the damage, but it was mainly to give the main character's arc closure now that i think about it. it was weird when i first played through it.

KNOCK KNOCK

You stop playing.

COME IN.

God, this is a sick jam session.

you enter, wearing your cat hoodie and a skirt

4:50 PM

I heard a guitar!! Can I try?

so like. this is a song from an rpg, to not spoiler it, it was a fight between a side character being controlled at the time and the big baddie. halfway through the fight, the main character comes in to finish it off.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump but, as i was saying, this song is what plays when the main character comes in.

4:50 PM

uh.

You're hesitant.

4:50 PM

sure. just. dont break her okay

you pick her up, and tune her to your liking

Penny: break it

you start to play

4:52 PM

https://youtu.be/h5-NJgV2tAs (skip to 1:12)

Nik Nocturnal

DragonForce | Through the Fire and Flames | GUITAR COVER (2020) + S...

this is your only set of strings this bitch better-

WOAH

(guitar in video has the same finish as rosa lul

> https://youtu.be/h5-NJgV2tAs (skip to 1:12)

@Penny Flanders (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump > Slav's jaw drops.

Nik Nocturnal

DragonForce | Through the Fire and Flames | GUITAR COVER (2020) + S...

WHAT THE FUCK???

you finally finish it, and hand the guitar back

4:55 PM

you hair is really frizzy now, but but that frizzy. You giggle and sit next to flint

4:55 PM

did you like it? I haven't played in months..

YOU can play this, but someone who seemingly JUST picked it up and did it right in front of you.

4:55 PM

YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU COULD DO THAT

pfft.. yeah... Never came to my mind..

GOD FLIPPING DAMN.

probably because i never mentioned rosa.

4:56 PM

wasnt important to what we were doing at the meteor.

4:56 PM

You retune back to EADGBE. Your strings really need to be changed.

4:56 PM

They're rusty as fuck.

https://youtu.be/A0_ubudnMvc

Steve Vai - Topic

The Ultra Zone

4:57 PM

Just found this. JARED NEEDS THIS GUITAR

4:57 PM

THIS SONG FUCKING ROCKS TOO

(so fucking cool

((ooh this one is technically headless by the way. its got a floyd rose in it like a headless and the strings dont connect at the top

I'm just so cool flint.. you should kiss me on the lips JUST for that awesome solo I did.

// Yeah Jared has this guitar and plays like a beast it's canon

i almost want to that was awesome

(subtle

Yo, can I play something?

you get the same warning jared. dont break her

// ISAAC JUMPSCARE

2

(HAHA

Nah, I got my own guitar!

no fucking way does everyone on this boat know how to play

//Isaac finished his sloppy makeout and entered

You whip out your STEVE VAI ULTRA ZONE REPLICA GUITAR. You know literally nothing about Steve Vai besides having this sick ass guitar and knowing the song.

DDUUUUDDEE

You found this thing at a thrift shop like five years ago. You keep it on you at all times in case you need to jam it out.

THATS FUCKING AWESOME?? ARENT THERE ONLY LIKE 30 OF THOSE MANUFACTURED

no fucking way does everyone on this boat know how to play

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump i mean a lot of people know how t---

(most fucking insane thrift find

A

5:01 PM

A

5:01 PM

AA

5:01 PM

A

HAILEY???

HELP SHES HERE

HWGZAVHXVXZH

IM SO SCARED

> You whip out your STEVE VAI ULTRA ZONE REPLICA GUITAR. You know literally nothing about Steve Vai besides having this sick ass guitar and knowing the song. attachment

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump :hogh:

DUDE THATS FUCKING AWESOME??

Pfff thanks! I found this fucking beauty at a thrift shop like 5 years ago

INSANE FIND DUDE

you enter in here after a long while

5:02 PM

you have purple lipstick all over your face

at the most i see overpriced classicals and 8-stringers at thrift stores-

welcome back ladies man

They were selling it for THIRTY GOD DAMN DOLLARS. Like, WHAT??? I almost feel criminal. (edited)

THIRTY???

that was an awesome date

THATS NOT A STEAL THATS A WHOLE ASS ROBBERY

i mean thirty bucks is how much the average government employee makes in an hour

sorry for intruding do you mind if I change into my swimsuit

5:04 PM

gonna head to the hot tub

nah man i dont mind

5:04 PM

you'll be missing out on a jam sesh though

Slav looks at the lipstick all over Isaac's facew.

yeah but. Uh.

just how many people have you been making out with

uh. Uhmm.

5:04 PM

only one in my whole life

just one. he was up there with cece's sis

and it was Lucinda

Damn, somebody got lucky!

5:05 PM

Heh.

your face is still as red as a tomato

dont fertilize her in the hot tub please i wanna use that later

1

Flint Turing

dont fertilize her in the hot tub please i wanna use that later

(HORRIFYING

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT W-

dont fertilize her in the hot tub please i wanna use that later

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump (eeww dude!)

flint holy shit i'm gonna tear you limb from limb

(TERROR FEAR TERROR FEAR AWFUL

WHAT its not far off they already made out and are about to go into a hot tub

you go into the bathroom, change, and walk out

thats a porno plot if ive ever seen one

oh yeah flint. There's a uh. Gym

you're making it sound like he's not gonna get topped

yeah. A gym.

damn this place loaded as fuck

5:06 PM

could probably bulk up while im here

you walk out, really nervous, while walking out you slam your head on the doorframe

PFF

FUCKFUCKOW

5:06 PM

you shut the door

OUCH.

god how is he that tall

Alright back to the JAM SESH.

Fun fact: Slav is 5'6".

2

2

doors here are short man about hit my head on one.

you two are tall as hell

5:07 PM

like six foot

You're 6'4, after straightening your back out.

You play this from memory. https://youtu.be/A0_ubudnMvc

Steve Vai - Topic

The Ultra Zone

Remember that happened?

God bless you Steve Vai, I have no idea who you are but you've blessed me with this wonderful fucking guitar and this sick ass song...

vai's a virtuoso dude

5:08 PM

modern hendrix, god bless his soul

GOD BLESS.

more of a herman li or brian may guy myself.

5:09 PM

i love queen. good band

5:09 PM

speaking of

Flint Turing

You're 6'4, after straightening your back out.

// i hate you HOW

You belt out the solo to KILLER QUEEN without missing a beat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FORRcXCzc

Play that Guitar!!

KILLER QUEEN - Guitar lesson - Guitar solo (with tabs) - Queen - fa...

// his growth would be so stunted from eating junk food 24/7

(he hadn't tried candy until he was like 8

DreamilyDrifting

HAILEY???

NOOO

(even then he still maintained a diet of mostly vegetables until he noticed he had a major iron deficiency

// yeah he has the garden

5:12 PM

// wait. flint and the black garden....

5:12 PM

// yoooo we might be cooking here

((Isaac is 4 inches smaller than flint. Those 4 inches were added to something big somewhere else

((GOD

> god my hands fucking STINK

5:13 PM

i need to change my strings nickel strings fucking suck.

(real experience: nickel strings on a guitar make your hands stink after a while.

Flint Turing

> god my hands fucking STINK

(really worried what this meant for a second (edited)

Cumtair

5:13 PM

Ram

5:13 PM

Cumtri

5:13 PM

Cum on thevrgairu

ectoMycologist

(real experience: nickel strings on a guitar make your hands stink after a while.

(its the nickel reacting to the oils in your skin

(yay! yay! yay!

i also need to give rosa a setup- jared do you have a set of extra strings

5:14 PM

havent changed her strings in years they're so fucking rusty you could get tetanus just by looking at them

you check your modus

5:14 PM

you take out a fresh pair of strings for flint

5:14 PM

I uh,, keep some handy

5:15 PM

I have a guitar in my place!! Though I rarely go there anymore

oh shit sweet anyone got a winder on them or do i have to do it the old fashioned way

5:15 PM

god i need to invest in a setup kit

she grins ear to ear

5:16 PM

she just. Ejects literally her entire fucking guitar kit

(inb4 shes got one of those automatic tuners

5:16 PM

(rich mf

(she does have one (She's rich but really dislikes it

5:17 PM

(she'd rather help friends out with her money than be selfish about it

(dream object to own)

oh sweet

I uhm.. have a lot of money so you can keep this stuff

Damn!

You detune ROSA, cut the strings at the bridge, wind the old strings up, throw them away, and clean her off.

5:18 PM

After being cleaned, it's noticable that the fretboard has started to wear.

5:18 PM

You play the FUCK out of this guitar.

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

(she does have one (She's rich but really dislikes it

// clenching my fists so hard they bleed

You replace the strings, and stretch them out by sticking your hand underneath the loose strings at the 12th fret and tugging.

(edited)

demeter!!

// clenching my fists so hard they bleed

(PENNY IS ACTUALLY NICE OK

// BOURGEOIS BOURGEOIS BOURGEOIS

You then put the AUTOMATIC TUNER to each of the tuners, bringing ROSA back to EADGBE standard tuning.

5:20 PM

bang

(seeing red but them i remind myself shes fictional and also nice

You take a strap from the GUITAR KIT and apply it to ROSA. It's neon green.

5:21 PM

holy fucking shit this is so liberating

5:22 PM

last time i used a strap of any kind i used a fucking shoelace and went out busking

5:22 PM

made 50 dollars that night

5:22 PM

so comfy

...A strap?

5:23 PM

5:23 PM

...On?

Slav leaves.

DAMN ME AND MY EXCELLENT JOKES!

you all hear outside a man yelling "MY LIFE AS A JANITOR IS OVER FOR TODAY!! WOOOHOOOOO!!" as a man runs past the halls

???

5:27 PM

pfft... PFFTT

what was that

Slav comes back in.

5:28 PM

never mind there's weird janitors out there

whats up with him

no idea it's some cruise guy

Shrug.

5:29 PM

slav you want the password to the cube wifi

5:30 PM

that bitch thea didnt pay for wifi to be installed on the ship so i did some sylladex manipulation and got a power hub here

christ why do you keep calling her a bitch

5:31 PM

she bought us a wholeass cruise man

WHOAAA WHOA whoa man. You don't even know

i coulda bought it according to that one guy that was sent to kill me never got his name

1

You know she's the one that did all that sick experimentation shit to Amalga right???

Slav drops his guitar on the floor.

She is. A certified. BITCH.

she what?

also i promised id be cordial around her not behind her back

5:32 PM

i can call her whatever i want under my breath and she- oh yeah

I'm not joking, man. Amalga told me.

Slav walks out.

she was apparently studying under my mom and did a bunch of shit to my sibs

Oh boy.

im calling them my siblings because guess who's an experiment too apparently

you just sit next to flint and then just. Plop. Lean on him

hannah said it doesnt know what happened to specifically ME, but uh. apparently im 005.

5:33 PM

thea denies it but she never saw me when i was a baby. nobody but mom did.

5:34 PM

once again this is all like. alleged shit coming from hannah.

5:34 PM

You.

Nervously put your arm around PENNY.

You're not 005.

5:35 PM

It's not the same project.

5:35 PM

Where the FUCK did it come from

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM-

WOAH

// wow hannah talks here but not in room 10

5:35 PM

// smh biased

but wasn't my nickname 5 you said that back in fujji

Yeah that's just because that's what we called you as a joke. Me and Two.

Shrug.

eh.

5:36 PM

did you ever find out the details of my project

5:37 PM

because im curious as to see what entirely she DID to me

I think it was some gene altering. Explains how you learned to read and talk so fast despite not having any caretakers.

oh damn

5:37 PM

so im supposed to be some fucking supergenius

Ehhhhh...

5:38 PM

What's 9 times 81?

Nah stranger. Flint here is a GRADE A GENIUS.

Bit of calculation later..

WATCH!

729 right

Took you longer than I did and I'm no genius.

cant spit it out immediately but i can do that in my head.

GAH DAYUM!

I have a B minus in math. I think we're both average.

jesus thats a b-minus??

5:39 PM

whats an a+ like

5:39 PM

barking out answers before the teacher even asks the question

Uh, timed calculation isn't a main part of math.

5:40 PM

Though I guess I wasn't setting the best example... Hm.

5:40 PM

What's the Quadratic Equation?

Maths. THAT'S what...

quadratic is x^2 isnt it

No I think I'm right

Er, no, what's the Quadratic Formula?

//is Hannah wearing her mask

// yeah

that or x = -b + the square root of b^2 - 4ac divided by 2a right

5:42 PM

there was a shit ton of algebra books in the meteor

// did you have to look that up

(yes)

// WEAK.

5:42 PM

// i know it by heart

//

// exactly

OOH OOH wait thats only true when ax^2 + bx + c = 0

Ugggh! Why does everyone I know have to be a huge NEEERD!

5:42 PM

EVEN this stranger mask person!

wait till you see it without its mask

OOH OOH wait thats only true when ax^2 + bx + c = 0

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump That's just what every quadratic equation has to be.

ah

5:44 PM

still i know enough algebra to fly through a college freshman course

Sure. It took you a second to remember the Quadratic Formula, and that's just Algebra 2.

wait till you see it without its mask

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump That's not scary at all jegus!

I'm not that scary without my mask.

5:44 PM

Hannah takes off its mask and reveals their incredibly scary face.

5:45 PM

Sharp teeth, orange eyes with piercing red irises.

WOAH DUDE YOU'RE LIKE AMALGA

We're from the same place, so yes.

we have the same eyes though

Damn!!!

Hannah takes off her cat ears and points to her horns.

Oh dip. Amalga doesn't have those??

well, same eye complexion. i dont have the jaundice eyes.

Yeah, Amalga's... Weird.

5:46 PM

They have those weird silver eyes too. And silver blood.

Damn.

Silver blood isn't even normally on the spectrum of possible blood colors.

5:47 PM

I've read a few books on my biology and damn I'm weird.

Oh shit, blood colors plural? Y'all don't have blood racism do you

2

I don't understand why we would. There's barely any difference.

5:47 PM

Good, good. The less racism the better!

Like, okay, having a specific blood color usually means your powers will be from a specific set, but it's not like these powers vary in strength.

5:48 PM

I don't really know, though. My home planet's gone.

huh.

5:48 PM

so you're like

So do all of you guys have the eye lasers or is that just amalga

a clone from a dead alien race

5:48 PM

what kind of superman shit

// it doesn't know devious

I'm not a clone.

5:49 PM

Pretty sure none of us are.

im SORRY??

Oh SHIT.

then you all are just weird as fuck

5:49 PM

no offense

Lots of tact there. Say something offensive and smack "no offense" onto the end.

You lightly smack Flint.

So do all of you guys have the eye lasers or is that just amalga

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump

A pillow hits Jared in the back of the head.

5:50 PM

Telekinetics for me.

Whoa!

im allowed to be raunchy to my siblings i never got to

Three can mess with plants.

missed out on this for 18 years of course im gonna do it now

im allowed to be raunchy to my siblings i never got to

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump I'm barely your sibling, man, and there's a difference between being raunchy and just rude.

not by blood by technicality

Three? Wait shit, you mean the one with Thea????

5:51 PM

They did have some sort of weird tree branch now that I think of it.

I'm barely your sibling, man, and there's a difference between being raunchy and just rude.

@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump sorry then

S'fine, just have a little more tact next time.

5:53 PM

Three? Wait shit, you mean the one with Thea????

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Yeah, they were subservient so the scientists looove raising them.

Shit. A kissup, huh?

Yeah.

gross.

Two wasn't and it got them killed.

1

:( man

5:54 PM

wonder what 2 would'a been like to be around

... : L

They were fun while they were alive.

5:55 PM

Their power was mind control, so they got us all extra portions on tough nights.

That is just,,, mad respect, man. Mad respect.

They were never able to control Thea though.

also back on the subserviency no wonder thea's trying to break me. shes trying to get me to break like a race horse

5:56 PM

she wants me to be like the rest of you lot if there even was more than 4

(little does he know her actual goal

5:56 PM

( > shudder

Nah, just four of us.

5:57 PM

Now there's only three.

so just 3 was the suckup

Yep. The rest of us hated her.

eugh yeah i can see why

Yeah.

We were all planned to be executed, though. I think they collected enough of our DNA to clone us.

1

asshole hammered me with a fucking tree

5:58 PM

of which i turned into mulch

5:58 PM

We were all planned to be executed, though. I think they collected enough of our DNA to clone us.

@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump .. wonder what that would've meant for me

5:58 PM

probably nothing

5:58 PM

not part of the project.

5:58 PM

i was a fucking infant back then anyway

Yeah, your mom was the only one involved.

you open the door and slam it shut

i was a fucking infant back then anyway

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump ... We're the same age, Flint.

5:59 PM

I'm only slightly older.

Oh

5:59 PM

you act older. probably because of your maturity.

5:59 PM

also, hey isaac.

5:59 PM

hows your lady friend

mad because of thea

arent we all

you hop on the bed. It bounces both flint and penny up and down

6:00 PM

yeah but it ruined the whole date and it sucks

god she knows how to be inconvenient.

I can't get a break for more than a couple hours

> hey is. anyone out on the deck right now

6:01 PM

or outside at all

Yeah a shit ton of people.

..

alright alright.

You attempt to try to brush that statement off.

so uh. hows the cruise on your end hannah

GOD IM FUCKING MAD!! ehm. Sorry

6:03 PM

You guys want some food?

alright alright. > You attempt to try to brush that statement off. so uh. hows the cruise on your end hannah

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Ate a ton of the food at the buffet and I've just been exploring since.

You guys want some food?

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump .. sure. haven't ate since we left on that note

GOD YES. I could EAT.

well let's head to the buffet, I'll uh, grab stuff for Lucy.

You bolt out the door.

You get up from beside penny and shut ROSA's case.

6:05 PM

You sit the lockbox from earlier on top of it, after looking at it for a moment,.

6:05 PM

>

do you mind if I chill here?

(i'll figure you out eventually.)

6:05 PM

huh

6:05 PM

yeah yeah sure

your beds comfyyyy

you can

you hop inside flints bed

You walk out with your hands in your pockets.

you leave

You walk in.

9:01 PM

god my head hurts

9:01 PM

Is anyone else in here?

You're freestyling some tunes on your guitar.

9:01 PM

Oh hey, you're back!

9:01 PM

Sup man?

nothing much. just did a bit of self reflection.

This statement is more literal than you'd like it to be.

you enter your room

9:04 PM

yo

hey.

9:04 PM

You hop onto your bed. The one currently by the window.

want me to cuddle with you tonight flint

nah. you're cold as fuck whyd i cuddle with a bag of frozen peas

because the bag when opened is full of a frozen peaness

oh shut up snrk.

PFFFT

9:06 PM

anyway I'm gonna go head over to the gym to practice my sword skills

9:06 PM

anything you want me to cut

speaking of my hands are cold as shit im gonna see if i have any gloves packed for me

9:06 PM

also nothing i can think of

9:07 PM

You eventually find a pair of good fingerless gloves. Not even ones cut at the fingers. They're rather nice.

9:07 PM

You slip them on.

fine whatev, anyways I think I got another date tomorrow with Lucy

attaboy

she's calming unlike you bucket of bolts in here lol

what am i a robot

I called you stupid

wouldnt you mean bucket of dolts

whatever, if you were a robot you'd be a toaster

fair.

one that only toasts cucumbers

does that exist

probably

also whats with you and ufallo and cucumbers

9:10 PM

that shits so fucking weird why did that just suddenly become your guys' thing

I've never said anything about cucumbers until now

9:10 PM

you are genuinely schizophrenic

You furrow your eyebrows.

whatevs. probably am at this point.

Ufallo likes them because he's a slug. Slugs eat cucumbers and shit

9:11 PM

anyways I'm heading to the gym

have fun.

((also did penny leave yet

cya later stinkass

((she's just sleeping in flints bed still

(ah

((she just likes to be around flint for a reason I'll bring up later

seeya cockcheese

9:12 PM

You pull out ROSA, retuning the new strings.

9:12 PM

Sigh.

9:12 PM

[S] Flint: Noodle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KqhPNyW62I

tallyall is still not tallyhall

45 Time Machine (Demo) - Hawaii Part II Part II

You just make up a song and begin playing to it.

9:16 PM

**Look! Oh, Oh look at what you've done now to me, All broken and ornery, I'm leaving today. Here lies your ride, your laugh adrift from song.. Trying to get it right all afternoon.. And I'll meet you at the newly everlasting little bit, When we didn't know, we didn't know the tune.. OOH, live the dream with a time machine, You've been waiting forever.. Now you know ever waits for you, Do what you wanted to do.. OOH, live the dream with a time machine, I've been waiting forever.. Now I know ever waits for me.. Ever so patiently..**

9:16 PM

>

9:16 PM

Your voice drifts off. You don't know what else to add.

9:16 PM

damn. i was onto something there right jared

// BULLSHIT

9:18 PM

// FLINT DOES NOT GET TO MAKE TIME MACHINE

9:18 PM

// GRRRR

(YES HE DOES!!!

9:24 PM

(ITS MY RP!!

// ILL KILL YOU

//he THINKS he’s making it, but he’s just remembering

((no joe hawley died in this totally

9:31 PM

((that or flint is joe hawley :myserty:

You totally were dude, those lyrics were SICK.

(( EZ JOE HAWLEY IS THE FIRST GUARDIAN THAT FLINTS DNA IS COMBINED WITH EZ EZ EZ (edited)

pulled em out of my ass

9:34 PM

"live the dream in a time machine" is a good vague rhyme i came up with a while back when i was planning on making music

9:39 PM

You put ROSA back.

9:39 PM

You get in bed, laying next to PENNY

what've you been working on jared

Just messin around with some tunes, nothing serious

9:45 PM

It's kinda relaxing, I dunno.

play sumn

9:48 PM

id like to see what your calmer style is

You play a relaxing melody. https://youtu.be/ZPGi2yBqdqw

Marco Cirillo

Slow Acoustic Guitar Instrumental - Quiet Place (Original)

10:02 PM

Man, I like playing all calm and stuff but it bums me out so much!

10:04 PM

Wanna kick it up a notch Flint?

// @ectoMycologist

sure. how much of a notch should we kick it up

Well...

10:06 PM

You kick it up a notch. https://youtu.be/ru8h5of8KeY

RichaadEB

Homestuck - OPPA TOBY STYLE [RichaadEB Cover]

(maybe i will try to learn a bit of this on bass

after a bit at the gym, Isaac comes here again

10:10 PM

whatcha guys doing now

> You kick it up a notch. https://youtu.be/ru8h5of8KeY

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump

Still jamming out with this.

RichaadEB

Homestuck - OPPA TOBY STYLE [RichaadEB Cover]

You forgot the - thevoid

No I DIDNT (incinerates you

dang. Go off

Jared: Ask what instrument Isaac plays

Isaac: Shred on the harmonica or perhaps the accordion

alright alright

10:13 PM

get a load of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnM4CDmD74

TheDooo - Topic

Ascend

hey uh

10:13 PM

can I play a tune

(time to devise a bassline i guess

((guess what instrument Isaac plays . NOW!!

Oh shit, you play?

uh... It's not a guitar, it's something a bit small haha (edited)

(mans uke

Like your di

ukulele? balalaika?

iiiiinosaur

nope

10:16 PM

you take out your trust OCARINA

OH SHIT

thats an interesting one

https://youtu.be/6NnItoXFffI

Tristan Laurens

Wanting (Original Song) by Dr. Kris Maloy || Ocarina Cover – STL St...

YO. PLAY THE SONG OF HEALING

you are still playing

> https://youtu.be/6NnItoXFffI

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump God DAMN is that serene...

Tristan Laurens

Wanting (Original Song) by Dr. Kris Maloy || Ocarina Cover – STL St...

the room gets a bit chilly, but in a calming sense

10:18 PM

everyone in the room feels a euphoric sense of calmness as you play the tune

10:18 PM

you finish the tune

God damn...

Clapping.

10:19 PM

damn

You've slumped down into bed, super relaxed.

want me to play the song of healing still?

Hell yeah man...

https://youtu.be/fzaenQiTT5Q

Rozen - Topic

Song of Healing

Bro I am SO healed right now...

surprisingly, as he plays the tune, it does do the slightest bit of healing. Any damage done to anyone within the room within the hour was healed

You are relaxed our of your mind.

10:22 PM

...

you finish said tune

Snnnzzzzznzznznnnzzzz.

I try my best with my music- oh. You fell asleep.

damn dude you are REALLY good at that

I do my best

10:26 PM

you look at your ocarina, as you put it away

10:27 PM

i might play on the bow of the ship before i sleep

have fun with that man

10:42 PM

You sit ROSA back in her case, once again.

>

10:53 PM

im actually gonna go eat finally

don't eat the Japanese food

i had to run out of the room and find slav hes in jail

mfs made it the white way

gross

why is slav in jail

everyone in this room has permission to touch rosa but if anyone else touches her in a negative way i will kill whoever does

what fucking anime arc did I miss while I was on my date

slav got arrested for thinking about assulting thea

lol

thea also was probably banging that one guy she recruited earlier

10:54 PM

>

10:54 PM

You really think you're gonna get what he's thinking right now? Fuck off, reader.

10:55 PM

anyway im gonna go eat.

10:55 PM

You step out of the room

snnzzzzzzsnzzz

dang flint you are a girl magnet

A few hours later (from when you left,) you finally walk back in here.

ROSA hasn't been moved from her case. Good.

10:28 AM

You go dig through the minifridge.

10:28 AM

You grab a MTN DEW (in a glass bottle?? this is incredibly unsafe for a ship.)

10:29 AM

You go sit at the table placed in the KITCHEN-ISH area.

[S] Flint: Think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-XXsteQuKY (edited)

MØØИЯISΞ

soundgarden - black hole sun (slowed+reverb)

SHURTHEFYCI

10:58 AM

Okay that's better

(same song different version)

Jesus christ, the past 2 weeks have been an actual roller coaster.

11:00 AM

You'd do a cheesy recap but you can't even bring yourself to.

11:02 AM

You lay your head down on your forearm.

The caffiene of the MTN DEW isn't taking effect. You still feel like garbage and don't feel like doing anything.

11:04 AM

You're not well.

Man, it's been a crazy couple weeks, huh? First you just happen to appear right at the doorstep of the dude you were trolling on 7chan, and then you're ripping up his pants. Oh, and then fighting and murder and God powers and all that. And now. You're on a cruise. Crazy.

11:06 AM

Of course, you actually can't think of all this because you're asleep!

You also only just now notice SLAV's bass on the ground, still.

You'll clean it up later. It's not like dropping it on padded carpet is gonna do any damage to a polyurethane finish.

11:06 AM

The thing's dirty as hell, though.

11:07 AM

>

Fuck it. You get up from your seat and grab it.

MY ASS!

11:08 AM

Just kidding, that's not what Flint grabbed.

A relatively old MUSIC MAN STINGRAY. Mint green finish.

11:10 AM

The neck has a bit of dried blood on it, and the rest of it is dirty as fuck.

You grab a rag, spritz it with a bit of disinfectant, and wipe off the bass and it's strings. It looks a bit better than it did before. You didn't take the strings off because they're RECENTLY REPLACED.

11:15 AM

You sit it in a safe place. AKA you just took a stand from the kit PENNY gave you and put it on the stand.

>

12:10 PM

You decide to go check the meteor while you're still groggy.

12:10 PM

You lie down to the still sleeping PENNY, and nod off.

You are now awake, but you just lie here for a bit longer. You're comfortable.

> You are now awake, but you just lie here for a bit longer. You're comfortable.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump

you have been CUDDLING flint for around an hour now

you wake up from sleeping, you haven't. Had that dream for a bit

3:06 PM

you leave

You finally open your eyes.

hello there

3:08 PM

You've been awake for a good 30 minutes. You wanted to freak her out

hehe... Hiiiii

3:10 PM

you are still half awake, so you do a risky move and kiss flint

3:10 PM

mmmmmwa

Goat Flint Moment

flinttt... I want to kiss you more

3:12 PM

she yawns

You walk in, and sit down on the floor.

You look up from your bed.

who

@DreamilyDrifting READ THE RP FREAM!!!

Oh, hey Flint!

you walk in here

Hey Isaac! Gosh, it's a party in here, huh? Can't wait till Jared wakes up!

you feel like you've.. seen this person before

5:19 PM

you take out your journal and write the name "George" into it, with a doodle of glasses.

5:19 PM

you shut your book

5:20 PM

hey, flint

5:20 PM

is penny a good kisser? You got red lipstick all over you again

yeah she is why do you ask

want me to sleep in another room tonight and leave you and penny alone?

you hear that, get embarrassed, and throw an eraser you had captchalogued at Isaac

ow. I'm gonna hit the gym btw

5:33 PM

you get up and go

// > George accidentally collapses in on himself forming a black hole!

You turn your attention back to GEORGE.

who are you and how did you get here

Who are you talking to?

>

7:05 PM

wtf

(false hydra

Probably just you going insane. You've got voices in your head anyway.

7:13 PM

You go back to hugging on PENNY, of whom you hug like you hug your pillows.

> You go back to hugging on PENNY, of whom you hug like you hug your pillows.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump guhh

7:20 PM

you hug flint as you kiss his neck

you open the door

7:20 PM

there's still obviously dry blood on your head

7:20 PM

flint

oh what happened

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump dawg i kind of like. Flipped out when Lucinda said i could bench her and cracked my head on the door to leave the gym

you fucking nervous wreck

ive literally never talked to a girl romantically

literally respond "i would do you ON that bench" or some shit joke flirt with her but dont joke about it

yeah but would she be ok with that

Haha, yeah. That Lucinda, a feisty one!

YAAAAAAAAWN.

7:41 PM

Blink.

George

Haha, yeah. That Lucinda, a feisty one!

(big george fan

Yo what's up man? Who the heck are you?

Ah, everyone with the jokes today! Hee hee.

???????

7:43 PM

(Isaac, flint, am I hallucinating y'all I can't tell I just woke up)

((is george a demon

>

7:46 PM

i hope you are because he keeps appearing at random intervals

...Wait, who keeps appearing??

There's nobody there.

>

Flint: Feel like you're forgetting something.

oh my god i swear im not high i have done no substances since i got on this boat.

7:47 PM

>

You kiss PENNY, and get up.

9:18 PM

im gonna go out for a bit and get some fresh air.

you have hickeys all over your neck

okii hehe

CT:

i might wanna check if i have a hoodie or something that can cover my neck

eheh, sorry hehe

You wipe your face off and get into your suitcase. Lo and behold, a black turtleneck.

9:20 PM

It's like she expected this to happen.. or she just caters to your style.

9:20 PM

Whatever, you walk your happy ass out of the room.

Man, penny. Almost makes me feel lonely cause EVERYONE but me has been getting it on with someone else...

9:44 PM

Like I'm HAPPY for y'all but... Damn! Where's the love for Jared!

But we cuddled the other night, Jared!

WHOA. Man. Where'd you come from??

Pfff, you with the jokes again.

You said we cuddled???

Yes! It was quite warm...

Like, bro. I'm gonna be real with you, I don't remember that. But like... If you wanted to we could do that again???

9:46 PM

I dunno, I'm just getting used to strangers showing up and cuddling me I guess.

I'd love to!

9:47 PM

You climb up into bed with Jared, being the little spoon in the cuddle sesh.

(NOOOO JARED DON'T CUDDLE WITH HIM JAREED HE ISN'T REAL JAREEEEEEEED

This is very obviously weird but why not? You're a bit tired of the random violence, so why not some random non-violence?

9:48 PM

You snuggle up to... Whoever this is.

9:50 PM

(Hey, what's your name again man?)

(George, silly. I do love the pranks you guys play on me!)

(Yeah, pranks...)

9:51 PM

George. You'll remember that.

Will you?

Yup. You still remember it. George. Geeeooorge. Yup. You're not gonna forget this.

> Yup. You still remember it. George. Geeeooorge. Yup. You're not gonna forget this.

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump

what will you not forget?

Jared is too busy sleeping to forget George!

George is also sleeping.

YAAAAAAWN!

2:00 PM

Blink.

2:00 PM

Oh, right, George.

you are sleeping

You fell asleep while snuggling with this random dude you just met yesterday.

2:01 PM

.........Eh, you've done weirder.

2:01 PM

You shake George.

((Noah what has he done weirder.

!

2:02 PM

Yawn... Hi Jared!

Hey man. I'm gonna get up real quick and head to the bathroom, didn't wanna go through the trouble of sneakin around you.

Well alrighty then!

You get up, and go to use the restroom.

2:03 PM

And you come back rather quickly.

2:04 PM

....

2:04 PM

You feel like you're forgetting something.

Jared: Hey who’s that guy in your bed?

What guy?

2:05 PM

Shit... You KNOW you're forgetting something... Did you, leave something in bed? Fuck, you need to find whatever it is you're forgetting before it leaves your mind...

2:06 PM

You throw your hands around the bed, searching for something.

2:06 PM

Smack.

Woah. What's up, man?

You accidentally hit some dude.

2:07 PM

........Wait, wait no, this is... This is... George. Yeah, you're sure of it. You know this guy.

(i dont know if im afraid of george or if i pity him

// jared when george comes to him bleeding because of pommel

Oh, nothing, man. Sorry, I felt like I was forgetting something.

No problemo, Jar!

You take your hand off of George.

2:10 PM

Hmm. Did you just... Forget something?

2:10 PM

You feel like you're forgetting things unnaturally quick this morning. Maybe you need to lie down for a sec.

2:11 PM

You flop down in your bed, and...

//George emits dementia radiation confirmed

Woah!

You're pinned under Jared, who just flopped onto you.

JEGUS WHAT

2:12 PM

You raise yourself up with your arms, looking at this random dude lying in your bed.

2:12 PM

...Wait, no... That's George.

2:12 PM

...Fuck, you need to figure this out.

2:13 PM

OKAY, DUDE. How the hell did you like, just appear right underneath me.

I've been here, silly! Always with the jokes, you all.

You're acting like you know me...

Duh, because I do? We've been friends since we met on the meteor.

2:14 PM

Hee hee, I just love playing along with you guys' silly games. Pretending not to remember me, classic!

................

2:14 PM

Uh, man, I hate to tell you this, but I don't think we're pranking you...

2:15 PM

I swear to you, from my perspective, I literally just met you yesterday.

you burst into the room

Whoa jeez!

2:16 PM

What's up man??

sorry just

2:16 PM

heard alien sex happening, right after doing the silly (edited)

Okay...

2:17 PM

You... SHIT, okay, FOCUS. GEORGE. GEORGE.

2:17 PM

GEORGE.

who's George

!!

2:17 PM

A-another joke, right?

I don't know who you are can you please leave my hotel room

B-but, we've known each other for weeks now...

Dude, George. I think like, we keep forgetting you. Genuinely.

2:19 PM

I... Think, when I got up to go to the bathroom, you just like. Disappeared to my mind, man.

I'm not forgetting

2:19 PM

Ive never met him

George. Tell us something only Isaac would know.

W-well, I saw him kissing Asa in Fujji!

(HAHAHA

2:21 PM

(HE WENT TO FUJJI

bro canonically went to fujji with isaac

2:22 PM

thats the level of forgetfulness

2:22 PM

you take out your sword and point it at George

!!!!!

are you like some weird stalker?

2:22 PM

I've never met you

DUDE. Calm down, okay?

nah this is weird Jared

(ok im feeling bad about george

how can someone I never met know a part of my life that only flint basically knows

(let him be real !!!!

are you a spy dude?

No, I swear!

2:25 PM

I came with Flint when he went to Fujji for you, I was there...

I don't remember that at all.

Wait. I have an idea.

??

Isaac. Write down the word "Proof" in your notebook, as proof you're somehow forgetting this guy. Then, turn around.

you open your notebook, and write down proof

2:29 PM

you turn around

Okay, now turn back around.

you turn back around

There's one person in this room, Jared.

why did you have me do this

Uh...

who are you

Look at your notebook dude.

you open your notebook and see the word proof

2:30 PM

huh

Proof that you're forgetting this guy. You were about to attack him for knowing things he shouldn't know, and I told you to write that and turn around.

2:31 PM

You like IMMEDIATELY forgot him when you turned around...

what the shit I did that

2:33 PM

let me write this dudes name down

2:33 PM

what's his name?

George.

you write down George

2:34 PM

uh. Sorry I guess George

Isaac: Notice you've already written down his name.

huh?

2:35 PM

damn I already wrote your name down George

Oh dear.

This is seriously upsetting. Has everyone really been forgetting you this entire time...?

I won't forget you this time George

Golly, I hope not...

You're almost crying.

you are allowed to chill here then man

Okay...

(GEORGE

I got to go to the buffet

2:37 PM

cya, George

2:38 PM

you leave

You flop onto Jared's bed.

>

2:56 PM

You walk in, and head off to your side of the room.

Hmm, just Jared in here, it seems.

You're not sure why your head decided to just Point That Out but alright.

2:57 PM

You, just before digging in your suitcase, look up at the LOCKBOX sitting on ROSA's case.

2:57 PM

.. I'll crack into you soon.

2:58 PM

You get into your SUITCASE and dig out some new clothes-

>

2:58 PM

Is that your fucking DIARY??

2:58 PM

Well, the most recent one anyway.

2:59 PM

You splurged and got a pleather bound book with a label on the front cover, which reads, obviously, "FLINT'S"

2:59 PM

>

2:59 PM

You sit it on your desk for later.

3:00 PM

You quickly change into a new set of clothes and take some readily provided ANTIPERSPIRANT and make yourself smell and look somewhat presentable (as if that's possible)

3:01 PM

You walk out and down the hall to the BUFFET>

you open the door and bounce on flints bed

9:24 AM

what a comfy room you got//

aint seen much other rooms but uh

9:24 AM

i like to think its a good one

1t 1s//

9:25 AM

so, you bang penny yet?//

9:25 AM

her scent 1s 1n th1s room//

no, but we kissed a lot so thats as far as ive gotten

9:27 AM

and cuddled

take the ba1t pal//

9:28 AM

next t1me just ask//

9:28 AM

she talks about you a lot, on her Tumblr blog//

shes got a TUMBLR??

yeah the b1ggest meteor man fan page 1s made by her//

god what a weird marriage of interests 7channer and a tumblr user

9:29 AM

sounds like itd never happen just saying it out loud.

you'd be supr1sed//

yeah no i already am

9:30 AM

anyway

You hop onto your bed.

anyway, sburb, yeah//

what did you need to discuss- yeah

when we arr1ve at the temple, 1 have a feel1ng thea w1ll pull someth1ng//

no shit i do as well

9:31 AM

hold me at gunpoint and force me to open it

so 1ll keep watch of her//

shes planning something. she hasnt tried to start shit with me ONCE and i think shes trying to keep me on my toes

don't worry//

9:32 AM

th1nk of 1t l1ke th1s//

9:33 AM

1f she was gonna do someth1ng on the cru1se//

9:33 AM

1t would've already happened//

probably

9:33 AM

plus her army guys aren't doing much

9:33 AM

should i call them pawns?? feels like theyre pawns in the grand scheme of things

9:34 AM

black queen v white king

call them maggots//

9:34 AM

1t p1sses them OFF.//

9:36 AM

anyway, 1 really just wanted to check up//

9:36 AM

when we arr1ve at the temple, 1ll watch your back//

thanks man

no problem//

so uh.

9:37 AM

what does. the title of lord of space mean

9:37 AM

all i know is that its important and its giving me manipulation of the area around me

1 have no clue//

9:40 AM

all 1 know 1s 1m a b1lk//

oh.

9:46 AM

well apparently its important and everyone else has been telling me its ABOVE any other title

nah, 1 can st1ll k1ck your ass//

no shit i havent even go-tigered or whatever you said

1

9:48 AM

well uh

9:48 AM

what do i actually need to do from here

(ISAAC JUMPSCARE

well, meet your den1zen.//

yeah calliope

cool//

all i know about her is that shes connected to my browser and shes the muse of cosmos or whatever

danngg//

so uh. what else do we need to discuss

the fact you need to get pussy//

slow blink

dude look you and penny//

9:55 AM

1ll set up a date for you and her//

9:55 AM

then the Lord of space gets the bag//

you do realize i have no experience with women besides cuddling with penny she had to TEACH ME how to properly cuddle and i dont even do it right

she can teach you how to have sex too//

9:57 AM

anyway, 1m out of here, 1 need to snoop around the place some more//

what if i blow i-

Your face flushed.

oh my god shut UP

you spring up and put your fist to flint

9:57 AM

trust me, she would teach you my man//

9:58 AM

you spin, as vines entangle you in an egg shape. As the vines disappear you are gone

GAAAHHHH WHY

9:59 AM

WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

The door creaks, as a rush of embarrassment flows to Flint's ears through his cheeks as a red on his face. And it opens,

as in steps Marigold, holding a neatly folded pile of clothes and a few freshly washed and dried blankets. She smiles at Flint.

Oh howdy!! I forgot you were in this room.

(fuckin love marigold

oh hey.

You got up off your bed.

10:20 AM

whats up

Not much!! I'm just bringin' aroun' some washed clothes 'n' stuffs for them soldiers 'round the cruise.

She smiles.

They've got hard jobs y'know!! especially with how muchuvva ruckus some of us cause, heh! so I'm helpin' out best I can for 'em.

You sure are right Mary!

((mari and Ufallo, goats at doing laundry

its funny how im technically your dad and you're more like a mom to me sorry if that came out wrong but you're like that mom friend

Marigold giggles softly.

Nah I get it!! (you need towels, hon?)

She looks towards George as she offers a warm towel.

'Sides, I'm used to it. I've gotta be one with my friends sometimes, heheheh. well... at least, I used to have to.

She frowns.

Todd used to be a lot more lively, before we played Sburb... and it lead to a lot of roughhousing between them boys that I had needed to step into, heh.

he felt EMOTIONS??

You take the towel and snuggle it all over your face. Waaaarm.

Yeah. sh,-erm, he used to! (y'need a new blanket darlin'?)

Marigold frowns.

Before we started Sburb... Todd used to be quite the rowdy one. he used to always get in little fights with Apollo 'n' such.

She sighs, and sits down on the edge of Flint's bed, next to him. She looks down at the warm fabrics in her lap.

Even though he wasn't the kindest then... I sometimes miss back then. Them's were simpler times, hon.

theres a chance to break the icy barrier i mean hell people've done it to me when im normally emotionless

10:39 AM

if you met me before i started sburb youd see me as likely the least interesting (if you dont know me as the meteorman) and most annoying person to talk to due to my lack of reaction to really anything (edited)

10:39 AM

you think todd might be able to be brought back down to earth

Well... maybe. but sometimes it's hard for me to say.

Her frown grows, as her hands clench on the clothes.

Alain thinks he can still change... but something inside me just makes me doubt all'a that. even though I really hope he finds himself again...

Oh, that Todd. Quite the handful.

seriously dude who the fuck are you

I Am Kind Of Wondering Too .

Oh man. Oh man oh man. Uh...

dude you're like. appearing out of nowhere and acting like you know us

I have been here with you guys since the beginning, but... You guys keep forgetting me, for some reason...

Have you ????????

yeah have you??

Yup! I was one of the first folks to get up in that meteor of yours.

Huh... I don't remember that, but then again maybe I just ain't been paying attention. I've been mostly dealin' with baddies...

.. yeah actually. i likely didnt see you at first.

10:49 AM

theres a lot of people here i havent talked to much

George looks defeated.

We've... Been friends since... Okay, nevermind...

Well, maybe now's a chance to interduce yer'self!!!

10:51 AM

What's that there name of yers, stranger?

She extends a hand with a smile.

Huh? Who are you talking to?

10:51 AM

There's nobody there.

10:52 AM

SEE??

See what?

wh-

You feel like you're forgetting something.

:?

.. nevermind.

Marigold giggles softly.

You havin' hallucinatorin's, partner?

n- >

10:53 AM

god im probably getting hallucinations from being so tired and the constant rush of adrenaline

you open the door

oh hey isaac

exuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

10:55 AM

who wants some cat sushi, cooked by me and not the rich, Gordon Ramsay dick riding chefs here?

(( @DreamilyDrifting @ectoMycologist @SPOOKY CROW :3 when you all are ready to

Ooooh, gladly partner!!

Marigold smiles. She hasn't actually had sushi in a good few years!

some for flint, you Mary, and George

10:59 AM

I'm an amazing chef, so I'll whip some more up

uh. sure. whos george

the dude in glasses right over there

11:00 AM

he points to George

????

((Noah's offline

ugh nevermind it's just weird shit, someone who everyone forgets

graggle simpson type beat

they seem nice though

11:03 AM

you hand Isaac his cat sushi

Hiya!

11:04 AM

W-wait, you remembered me! (edited)

SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS??

You are freaking the fuck out.

What?????

yeah, ofc I remembered you

It's just George???

I embedded your name into my mind

11:05 AM

seemed to stop the forgetting cycle

11:06 AM

flint, this is George and hes been here the entire time

11:06 AM

say his name a lot and conversate with him

oh.

You don't know what to say to this guy.

Well. I've gotta get up and get these blankets 'n' stuffs to them there other rooms before they go cold. I'll seeya later darlin's!

cya

She tosses Isaac a blanket that pomf's against his face. It's warm. Marigold leaves the room with a little giggle.

Mary is a joy man

11:29 AM

surprised you are technically related to someone as polite as her

she got my looks sorta, apollo got my temper.

Mary is the good future version of you

lol

11:36 AM

are you implying i have to be female to have character development

yes

11:37 AM

HAHAH ok anyways

11:37 AM

dawg I'm madly in love with Lucinda

tell me something i dont know

penny has a tumblr blog all about you

11:39 AM

that's something you don't know-

actually

11:40 AM

keysei told me about it

FUCK.

so i did know HMMMM

do you know everyone here knows you have hickeys and you suck at hiding them

i left my one turtleneck in the gym

yeah it's all the talk with the guards around the place lmao

11:42 AM

seems like penny is a magnet for neuron activation

I gave you hickey once!

11:42 AM

You giggle.

which one of us?

...Neither! I'm joshing you!

you actually got me there

11:44 AM

I don't have a hickey i just have a bite mark on my neck and I think shoulder area

11:45 AM

im still a nervous wreck it hasnt clicked in my mind that a girl loves me

I believe in you, Isaac!

thanks George

11:45 AM

you want some sushi?

Absolutely!

you hand him your cat sushi

Thank you!

You politely much the sushi. Delicious!

np

11:47 AM

I'm gonna catch some z's in here

11:47 AM

you hop into bed

((time to catch z's... Irl!!

11:48 AM

((I've been awake since 11 pm last night I wanna cry

adios!!)

11:50 AM

...

11:50 AM

knock-knock!!

You gently open the door.

2

hi!!! is flint here?

Yes! Right this way, Alain!

awesome! thank you. :]

Alain does not recognize George, but he doesn't mind. He seems friendly! He walks in past George.

((I WAS PLAYTESTING A HOMESTUCK FNF MOD IM HELPING WITH IM BACK

oh hey alain

hey!! i wanted to talk to you man.

about what

well. about sburb!!

11:57 AM

wait did you already have this talk? you look like you already have

well it was a vague talk about what im gonna do next

11:58 AM

which is talk to calliope

11:58 AM

seeing as youve already played you seem like a better person to talk to

oh... well... what did you wanna know?

uh.

11:59 AM

whats the whole. Goal of sburb

to win!

12:00 PM

ok let me be more specific that stunk i'm sorry

12:02 PM

you are the Lord of Space. and your goal is to make the new universe frog with the resources at your disposal! though....

He frowns.

your session is different from ours. in that you lack many of the materials at your disposal to create your new universe--like your own land with quest beds and things like underlings to obtain grist for the Grist Hoard for.

huh. wait im supposed to COLLECT that??

12:02 PM

i seem to just have a bottomless supply.

12:02 PM

speaking of

12:03 PM

You grab a seemingly normal backpack on your bed. You unzip it and take out a couple EXTREMELY REDUCED ALCHEMICAL MACHINES and sit them on top of ROSA'S case.

12:03 PM

yeah i made this earlier.

12:03 PM

forgot i had it

oooh smart!! i didn't even think of taking portable alchemy equipment :o

12:04 PM

but yeah! you're supposed to collect grist but... how you have your supply of grist is really in question. and why everyone who uses alchemy can alchemize with your grist cache is incredibly intriguing.

> You unzip it and take out a couple EXTREMELY REDUCED ALCHEMICAL MACHINES and sit them on top of ROSA'S case.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump > The ALCHEMETER is about the size of a dinner plate, already having a JUMPER BLOCK EXTENSION built into the bottom of it. The CRUXTRUDER is just a large bottomless tube, and the TOTEM LATHE, being the largest, is just a reduced down regular lathe.

The PUNCH DESIGNIX is about the size of a TYPEWRITER>

12:05 PM

The bag they were stored in appears to be a window into HAMMERSPACE, that's to say it's an endless backpack.

12:06 PM

The LATHE is on the ground, due to it being too big.

12:07 PM

You punch a card with the code of your CELL PHONE and upgrade the MINI ALCHEMETER with it. You can now search for miscillaneous items, albiet it's less convenient than the one back at the METEOR.

12:07 PM

ive got a few things to make stuff with here so might as well do some stuff while we chat

sure!! i'm up for it. :] i haven't alchemized in ages

anyway, as the lord of space, what does that entail

12:07 PM

lord obviously gives off "total rule over" vibes

12:07 PM

like king

12:08 PM

seriously if it were even more on the nose it would've been "king" or something

well... i can't really say. but i'd assume it means you have some level of natural control and dominance over the ideas of space itself!!! space represents the fundamentals and ideals of imagination and creativity. and the concepts of mass, volume, and shape as we know it. mary can bend space to her will as her power of a Witch of Space, and you seem to be growing into your aspect as a Lord. your aspect seems to be slowly working in tandem with you... meaning in some way, you are influencing, and being influenced by your aspect. and becoming Space incarnate in a sense. by the end of your session... it can be safely assumed that i think you will be able to master the fundamentals of space itself!!

woah

12:15 PM

that is. really fucking cool

12:15 PM

no wonder the wants to control me or some shit

yeah. it's very

12:17 PM

yeah .

12:17 PM

um. anyways!! anything else on your mind?

uh. it seems like you have something on YOURS, alain.

12:17 PM

enough about me

You're starting to learn a bit of empathy.

uh... well. it's just that she bothers me somewhat.

Alain frowns.

i've barely met her but she just hits me the wrong way!!! she always seems up to something... and she seems constantly like a threat.

12:20 PM

she somehow knows about sburb i think. but she's not even involved with it!!

shes been avoiding me a lot as well.

12:21 PM

it feels like shes up to something yeah

12:26 PM

like she hasnt tried anything funny like directly inconveniencing me

12:26 PM

and shes super fucking weird about that lockbox over there

((AUGHHHH hes gonna fucking cry when he opens it too

huh... have you tried breaking it open?

12:30 PM

normally i don't like proposing that but it's worth!

no i havent. plus if shes being vague about whatevers inside its important

oops)

12:41 PM

yeah sorry i'm already a little burnt out for now birdfrown

but i'll send a quick like closing message rq)

ah... hm. maybe!! i wonder what it is though. i

The door opens, as Marigold peeks in.

Uhh... hey, 'Lain? gonna need'ja--it's a Todd thang.

oh what, really??? ok um. i gotta go flint D: but i'll be back!!

He rushes out behind Marigold.

You decide to ask the voices for guidance. What should you do?

Flint: Kiss men.

> Look for Slav

> Flint: Kiss men.

12:48 PM

> Flint: Kiss Slav????

Flint: KISS SLAV

> hehe smoochy smoochy

Flint: Find Slav and kiss him.

.. The voices continue to disappoint.

Flint: Find Amalga.

> Sloppy wet Slav makeouts. Now. NOW

12:49 PM

> Flint: Kiss Amalga??????????????

NO

GROSS! That's like kissing your cousin.

No matter how many times they tell you your projects were seperate, you can't help but look at AMALGA like a sibling.

12:51 PM

Same goes for HANNAH and 003, to an extent.

Flint: Find 003?

Flint: Check in on Ufallo.

Flint: Do NOT kiss him.

demeter!!

Flint: Check in on Ufallo.

Surely he can't be getting it down sexual style, right?

Flint: kiss insane flamethrower man.

Flint: Punch self in head.

> Flint: Check in on Ufallo.

@demeter!! - jump >

Alright, now we're getting somewhere.

12:52 PM

You decide to go find 003 first.

> Flint: Kiss Ufallo.

You and 003 really connected that- STOP WITH THE KISSING! GOD!

Flint Turing

You decide to go find 003 first.

Flint: Kiss Slav after

Flint: STOP THE VOICES

> Flint: Kiss Wrath???????????????????????????????????????

WHY WOULD YOU-

i'm going to kill all of you. and then myself.

Flint: FLINT: flint: FLUNT: flink: FLIMP: Flart

> Flint: Steal.

Speaking of that horrid mispronouncing of your name, you cant help but actually wonder where JARED and his dog are.

(flint's normal classpect would be a thief of space

12:53 PM

(so flint does steal

> Flarp: Fleal.

Flimbo: Flail!

> Be Crumblo.

SNOOOOOOOORP SHPRPRURUUPTPPRUUR

> CRUMBLO!!! THE SCRIMBLE!!!

She's sleeping!

FLIMBO: KILL SWEETIE HONEY.

> Say hi to the spronkle!

12:54 PM

> NO

// flimbo is like til death's tius

You, in an annoyed daze, go and pat SWEETIE HONEY. She doesn't bite, right??

// YES SHE DO!!!!!

((flimbo is flint's shinto to his hypno

12:55 PM

(this fucking abomination

Jared has been here the whole time! Just bumming around on his phone. He was talking to George for a while about his whole deal and they stopped after a bit, just sitting in comfortable silence.

ectoMycologist

((flimbo is flint's shinto to his hypno

// no flimbo is to flint as tius is to trius

12:56 PM

// ill explain in #ooc

Yo flint I gotta warn you... Sweetie Honey has killed 27 men. You might wanna be careful petting her!

12:56 PM

You snicker.

You just realized you touched the one thing you are genuinely afraid of.

12:56 PM

why did i do this im actually afraid of dogs

12:57 PM

You've been chased off by one too many german shepherds.

Woah dawg I'm kidding! She's like sweet(ie)est dog in the world

> Jared: Lie.

You just kind of sat there with your hand on SWEETIE HONEY'S head.

12:59 PM

You look like an alien trying to study the inner workings of a dog.

alright im gonna go find 003 i let the mind tell me what to do again.

you wake up

Isaac Pines

you wake up

There's small/reduced alchemy machines around the room.

what the fuck did I miss

5:03 PM

did flint get laid yet? Hhuh

His bedsheets are still neat. Of course not.

Jesus Christ ok that's good

5:04 PM

glad flint didn't have sex next to me

you sit up, and get dressed, you end up looking like Zoro from the hit manga one piece

(For reference on what isaax is dressed up like right now minute the green bagginess)

5:14 PM

you stand up, grab your katana and walk out

You and George are hiding under the bed.

A loud CRASH is heard outside the room.

5:55 PM

Then the sound of someone hitting the floor.

You ain't getting shot. NOT today.

You slam the door open, move everything off of your desk and onto your bed. You grab a pen and take a few destressing breaths.

7:32 PM

You grab your journal- diary. whatever. You began writing.

JEEGUS

!!!!

God dammit, "mine and the sake of progress" doesnt make any fucking sense. UGH.

7:33 PM

You just laid your head down on your desk.

Christ, Flint, what the fuck happened????

You get out from under your bed.

You exit as well.

You look at Jared. Your eye is twitching.

i shut my mouth for once. thats what happened.

7:34 PM

i fucking stood by and let shit happen for once and it got amalga nearly killed.

...

7:34 PM

Fuck, man,

thea is probably just giggling her ass of because i didnt snap on her for once

7:36 PM

having a little giddy celebration of finally having broken turing.

7:36 PM

"yay! im getting closer to making him my bitch!"

7:37 PM

You sat in your chair with your elbows on your thighs, resting your head on your hands.

7:37 PM

UGGHHHHH

You walk over and sit down near Flint.

7:37 PM

I think it's good you showed restraint, man. Before you just kept getting yourself hurt.

7:38 PM

...What, was all the shooting about?

ffhhchhgh amalga was being riddled with bullets.

7:38 PM

theyre fine. now

Jesus CHRIST

7:39 PM

Fucking Thea... That... BITCH.

7:39 PM

What, did she have her soldiers randomly fire on the poor dude?? What fucking REASON???

7:39 PM

...

amalga was trying to protect someone

7:40 PM

they got mad, fired.

7:40 PM

blam. some guy named ron or something instantaneously incinerated.

..............

one of the army guys pulled me aside. he didnt look much older than me, but he acted like he was twice my age. the gist of what he told me is to quit being so quick to draw my gun and be complacent for once

7:42 PM

look where it got me

7:43 PM

writing in my journal again for once is helping my anger management though

7:43 PM

wonder if thea had it packed for this reason

You're still in the shinji chair pose.

???

8:30 PM

the fuck is that ringing

Yeah what the hell is that

You get up and bolt out the door.

You follow.

// YOU DIDNT TALK IN HALLS

(oh wait yeah

// YOU ROOMSKIPPER

You open the door and let PENNY down to her feet.

so so so so so

9:25 AM

what do you wanna doo

9:25 AM

you tuf on flints shirt. You are 5'4

Nobody's in the room.

i don't. know??

You bent over to meet her level since she's tugging on your shirt.

Tug*)

she goes to flints ear

9:26 AM

want to reenact the dream I said ehehe

Flint: Do you really want this?

You. Kinda do, actually.

9:27 AM

Slav's gonna be so pissed as well.. hehehehe

9:28 AM

i mean.. if you want to because im not gonna force you into it... im just letting you take over.

she whispers in flints ear

9:28 AM

(the Lord of space will be my first)

9:28 AM

before she starts chuckling

Your face is bright red again.

GODDDD WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT FLUSTERING ME

Hey guys, what's up!

2

//

please leave the room!

...You know there's pirates out there, right? We can't leave!

you give a sinister smile

goddammitwhydoesheappearatsuchinconvenienttimes

please. Leave

There's better things to be doing than getting naughty while we're being raided by pirates!

(hes a terror

9:32 AM

(this is awful

flinttt... Can you make George leave...

penny id rather not have him killed. i know we were about to bang but like. give him some slack man

flinttt. . .

9:34 AM

you shake flint around gently

9:34 AM

teleport him to a safe room like room 7..

// Oh God

//what

I'm okay with being teleported! Just don't make me go get jumped by pirates!

((everyone upon seeing a verbal mention of sex:

// room 7 with the OTHER couple having sex

(GAHA

(HORRID

((they stopped

/) they're not STILL hav

9:35 AM

// No. They're still going

((they are watching anime

// Yes they are. I command it.

// they have been going for 37 hours

(danger ddanger

(( GHAHAHAHA

(( NO because keysei wouldn't allow it and ufallos having a panic attack

// they're crying and shit they wanna stop but they CAN'T

9:35 AM

// Doomed to Sex

// Ufallo is deflated and dry

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

(( NO because keysei wouldn't allow it and ufallos having a panic attack

(send george into the room with the person having a panic attack

alright uh

Guys keep making them want to have sex and I'll just make xaonii pregnant

DreamilyDrifting

// Ufallo is deflated and dry

// like that wojak

1

(the antimemetic agent will definitely help

You teleport GEORGE to an approximate location, around room 7.

9:37 AM

i cant really do it accurately without seeing where im going so i hope i didnt just make a george shaped hole in the wall

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Guys keep making them want to have sex and I'll just make xaonii pregnant

THE TIL DEATH PREGNANCY ARC THE TIL DEATH PREGNANCY ARC IS RRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

// DIE

((we cannot get much lower

Little do they know

9:37 AM

It's already ha

(lucinda no

Xaonii

9:37 AM

(thank god

>

9:38 AM

so uh

ehh?

9:38 AM

you lock the door

are we gonna

ehehe,, do you wanna?~

i mean- do you

yes!!-- I mean .... Sure...

fade to black???

penny and flint head to the bed, as it fades to black. With loud cartoon sound effects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4W9-b9yhMA

Proticity

Penis Music Acapella (the one that's easy to make mashups with)

fade back

You're laying beside penny with your pants off.

>

10:37 AM

jesus CHRIST

eh ... Eh.... Eh... Eheha...

Flint Turing

You're laying beside penny with your pants off.

>

(put those thangs back on mf

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/29/2022 10:38 AM

(how big is it

lo... Lord of space... Haha... Hehe... M. Mm... Ehehe...

aloe bama

(how big is it

(roll a d12

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d12 (9) Total: 9

(GOD DAMN

(pretty respectable

(FLINTS FUCKING HUGE

you hug onto flint

(6 FOOT FOUR AND 9 INCH PENIS

flint... Does this mean I'm your girlfriend...

You hugged onto her as well.

.. i guess so

(AH! AH THERES THE FUCKING SCENE

10:40 AM

(IM NOT OKAY WITH THIS MOMENT!

(big loss for flint x Thea fans

ehehe... I'm so... Tired

ectoMycologist

(IM NOT OKAY WITH THIS MOMENT!

((huh

aloe bama

(big loss for flint x Thea fans

// not yet.

(inokwt is a show/book, in the show to my knowledge there was a scene after syd (main character) and stan (best friend) fucked and stan asked "hey does this mean we're dating now like boyfriend and girlfriend") (edited)

// OH MY GOD

(im making flint sydneypilled and this is so helping me

// HAHAHAH

(flint also has multiple love interests and penny's high on the list if not the #1 interest so thats one thing flint has over syd HAHAHA

10:42 AM

(lol l imagine not getting with your crush syd this post was made by flint gang

you continue to hug onto him

10:43 AM

want to watch some corny dragon ball Z dub

i was thinking you'd like the ghost stories english dub its great

ehehe!! Oki

i mean theres. no better time to actually get rid of my v card than when we're being invaded by pirates right

11:00 AM

snrk

Knock. knock.

ehehe y- EEP!

CT:

You quickly throw some pants on and go answer the door.

hello

wait a second

11:04 AM

That mask. The hair.

"HEY! Make it quick."

That seems to have come from a pirate outside.

isaac is that yo-

11:04 AM

SHUT UP NOBODY ASKED

you look at the pirate

11:04 AM

you point your sword at the pirate

You look back at isaac.

dude whats with the masked demon getup

"I'm letting you guys talk, despite my boss having my head if he found out." "Just don't use any weird code words for stuff."

you nod your head

11:06 AM

secret code flint. I'm gonna suck this dude- wait no. I'm gonna hit him from behi- wait shit. I'm gonna spray hi- FUCK.

("after he shot on my bac-"

IM GONNA KILL THIS PIRATE IF THEY DONT LEAVE

(im gonna pierce-

ehm, ehm.

11:07 AM

anyway sup

my god you're so bad at talking

11:07 AM

anyway i just absolutely destroyed penny's crotchmouth

you wave at penny

11:07 AM

hi penny did you enjoy flints 2 cm defender

it was a lot bigger than that,, ehehehe...

1

fuckm

"(tmi....)"

yeah no kidding pirate

// this is so uncomfortable

anyway

11:09 AM

you want to eat food

nah

im starving

about threw up earlier after gorging myself also ate a few bones not sure how that'll go through the gut

demeter!!

// this is so uncomfortable

// muting chats an option nightmare

2

"I don't recommend going to the Buffet. Last time might be the only time you could go there. The line's ridiculous now."

I stole food pirate

Your eyebrows furrow.

whats your guys' deal with us anyway

you enter room 1, and shut the door

i know, lord of space and shit but why- oh alright

11:10 AM

>

11:10 AM

so

11:10 AM

nice penis nose

You flick the nose of the mask

thanks 2 cm defender (edited)

11:11 AM

you take off the mask, showing some stitches still on your mouth, they aren't stitched together, but they are there in case

11:11 AM

you sit down and nibble on some food

11:12 AM

how have you been

worse than average

why's that

you slip on one of flints shirts

figured out what happened before i was five

11:13 AM

uh

11:13 AM

just killed a guy

remember that

bit of post nut clarity sprinkled in

3

11:13 AM

questioning my life choices

Isaac Pines

I stole food pirate

"Everyone is stealing food now..."

(the door is closed hades

why are you questioning them

((likely a late response

// literally

you sit down and eat a lil bit as well

((oh sorry

if i decided not to play sburb i wonder how much different my life would be

11:14 AM

would i like. still have had attention called to me by thea

well you got penny and a lot of cool people

.. right

stop thinking about thea dude

11:14 AM

that's all you think about now

11:14 AM

thea this thea that

11:15 AM

just, think of other things. Like penny

11:15 AM

or how awesome I am

well shes part of the whole uh.

11:15 AM

life reflection

11:16 AM

i also found out she has INTENSE mommy issues

obviously

like her mom forced me into her head or some shit

damn that sucks

11:17 AM

in all honesty, you don't really feel bad for anything that happened or will happen for thea

11:18 AM

all she is to you is an annoying brat who wants to control everything

11:18 AM

you tear into some good ass pizza

11:18 AM

so, quick question

yeah

when are we heading to that temple whatever

11:19 AM

and is it like, a really cool looking temple?

oh fuck yes its awesome looking

11:21 AM

also we should be directly on course to uh...

You look it up on google.

what is called the "temple of the lost son," dubbed by skaianet laboratories

11:21 AM

who is.. now part of the panemian government, which is now america??

11:21 AM

what

11:22 AM

anyway, here

You show isaac a photo of it. A deep green aztec-type temple with the symbol of the CALLIOPE BROWSER on the front of it. The door in the front is MASSIVE, and has a large square panel on it close to the ground.

11:23 AM

In the close-up photos, there's intricate spiral designs and that one universe-looking symbol carved into the outer walls.

11:23 AM

im gonna bet its gonna have some loot or treasure for me inside of it

11:23 AM

as well as calliope herself but yeah

11:24 AM

its fucking awesome and i cant believe this thing is meant for me

I wonder if I have a temple

11:29 AM

prince of ice baby

well seeing as you're like. my knight or something you probably have some shit in there meant for you

11:30 AM

like a cool sword or something

probs

11:30 AM

god this cruise went to shit

pffft youre telling me

at least I got a girlfriend now, someone to stay by my side

ive got penny and you guys

11:34 AM

im glad to actually have met you guys this is awesome

the room gets warm

Yeah, but I've had nobody my entire life

11:35 AM

I'm just glad, I have someone who loves me unconditionally

You nod.

11:35 AM

You're glad to see isaac this happy.

I miss my parents

11:37 AM

I wonder if they would be proud of me

they totally would dude

I can't wait to see my grandma

11:40 AM

dude when we get back to the meteor, I'm taking the biggest nap

and with that, you fall asleep mid sentence

lol

12:16 PM

Should you go back to your headspace?

Yes.

You lay back on the ground and relax.

12:41 PM

You drift off to sleep.

you poke Isaacs sleeping body

(edited)

4:47 PM

it's cold

Your sleeping body is actually quite relaxed looking. You seem to be having a "pleasant" dream, for the moment at least.

you pull a prank, you take Isaacs sleeping body and put it on top of flints, as you adjust it in a manner is if they were about to do the dirty

5:26 PM

geehee..

Your face contorted into one of anger, seemingly on cue.

oh uh

A green cube appears in one of your hands.

she turns around, and Isaac was gone

Your eye shot open.

CT:

You chuck the felt cube in your hand across the room and onto your bed.

6:53 PM

hey. uh.

6:53 PM

penny

6:54 PM

.. did masumi force you to love me

6:54 PM

or is this all on your own volition

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

im afraid that this is. fake. because we have a genuine connection and it doesnt feel fake but

6:54 PM

im afraid.

((sorry im eating the best spam musubi ever

i havent really experienced love, and im really just afraid of emotional turmoil.

((fair

6:55 PM

((or wait

6:55 PM

(( good reason

masumi..?

6:55 PM

she... cant force me to love someone

6:56 PM

the only person is xaonii and.. she never really had an interest in that stuff

6:56 PM

she doesnt like using her powers

6:56 PM

are you ok?

i dont know.

6:57 PM

just. ive sorta taken in a lot of information recently

Flint: Begin tearing up as you remember the pussy grinding incident.

and it's- i-

6:58 PM

i learned that my mom REALLY DID CARE ABOUT ME- these could be all completely fabricated, by the way

6:58 PM

could be 002 getting to my head and-

6:58 PM

You curled up in the classic knees-to-chest pose.

i dont know how to feel, okay

you go over and hug flint

7:00 PM

your voice echos through the room

7:00 PM

its okay, its.. okay

7:01 PM

just rest in my arms.. just cry into my chest, cry out all your tears love...

7:02 PM

things may be tough, but you are more tough... You will prevail and grow as a person...

You began to sob. You're surprised you didn't cry earlier.

I-IM JUST SO TIRED... I WISH I WAS NORMAL I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO BE PART OF AN EXPERIMENT..

You were babbling like a fucking baby.

((flint hasnt even seen the worst of it yet too

7:47 PM

((6-8 get SO MUCH WORSE

You just bury your face in penny like a pillow.

im sorry for making you see me like this..

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump

you hold him close, and kiss his head

8:52 PM

shhh.. it's ok

8:52 PM

it's all in the past.. you are strong and brave...

8:52 PM

just always remember that..

8:56 PM

do you want me to give you some kisses love?

mmhmm..

You're feeling a bit less scared about this whole love thing.

you grab flints face, and plant red kisses all over his face

romant's

8:59 PM

((5'4" gf and her 6'4" baby man with superpowers

you stop kissing him, and hold him against your chest again

9:00 PM

it's okay love

ectoMycologist

((5'4" gf and her 6'4" baby man with superpowers

// flint is actively getting shorter from all the times thea has broken his spine

9:05 PM

// he's 6'1" now

( @ectoMycologist rp here NOW!! GRAHH

(isthedoorlocked..) (I'd hate if it wasn't...)

it's locked

9:16 PM

don't worry

Isaac walking in: (edited)

why are you wondering why it's locked?? Ehehe

because it'd be weird if jared or isaac walked in.. or something...

I guess..

pluss... I already made fun of thea for having mommy issues this would be ironic..

GHAHAHA

well I can be your mommy, hehehe

WHY DID YOU SAY THAATT...

because I can~

9:20 PM

he wraps her legs around flint and holds him in for a hug

9:20 PM

plus your reactions are cute

(the voices in flints head arguing:)

// HAHAHA

@ectoMycologist ))

hey flint

.. yeah

she changes into her new outfit

3:04 PM

want to head to the buffet?

..

im not too hungry but i'll head down with you yeah

alright!! And uh, do I look nice?

You wiped your eyes, and got a good look at hER-

okay wow

// I'm not too hungry but I'll go down on you I mean go down on you I mean HEAD DOWN WITH YOU (edited)

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pinned a message to this channel. 12/1/2022 3:06 PM

is that a good okay wow?

yes its good i hadnt gotten a good look at you since i woke up and wow

eheh~ I try my best to look good for you

come on man you dont have to do everything for me, doing stuff for yourself is fun sometimes too T-that's not to say i don't like the outfit i LOVE It-

You stammered.

ehehe~

3:15 PM

you hug onto flint

3:15 PM

glad you like it babe

alright lets go before we bang again and i pass out and have to deal with two again

who's two?

.. we can talk about it later.

3:16 PM

its kind of bullshit due to it coming from my dream and it makes me sound even more schitzo than people already think i am

Flint's eye flashes blue.

>

3:17 PM

You notice the flash in the reflection of your eye

(this is how i know my eye color shifts withotu a mirror

3:17 PM

(the joys of glasses)

>

oh, alright. And it's fine. I'd date a schizophrenic any day if they were as cute as you. Sadly, nobody else really is

SNRK

she walks out of the room, into the hallway, swinging back and forth waiting for you

Penny Flanders

oh, alright. And it's fine. I'd date a schizophrenic any day if they were as cute as you. Sadly, nobody else really is

// she says to a boy who's spent his entire life in a meteor and barely ever taken a shower

// flint just stinks good idk what to tell you

//let's not forget the fact that for 4 years Ufallo has done flints laundry canonically

DreamilyDrifting

// flint just stinks good idk what to tell you

Penny: flint, take a shower I can't stand you haha!!

Flint: why are you sniffing me Penny: I'm not!

Quite rude to say that

((hes like a dog he may smell like a wet sock but he has an excuse

Penny Flanders

oh, alright. And it's fine. I'd date a schizophrenic any day if they were as cute as you. Sadly, nobody else really is

Alex

you enter your room, sit down, and uncaptchalogue your LAPTOP and DRAWING TABLET

10:53 AM

you begin drawing your comic, Sugar Honey Iced Tea.

(( @DreamilyDrifting you can have Jared enter

after a bit you finish drawing the first page of chapter 2 of volume 6

11:02 AM

perfect.

you are still drawing, until you get a pesterchum text

--outsourcedOccult [OO] has started pestering snowyIncense [SI]--

OO: hey~
OO: heyyyy~~
OO: stink
OO: guess who moved to Fujji?
OO: hello??? You there squirt?
SI: yes. I am
OO: god took you long enough~
OO: how are you doing for yourself~
SI: pretty fucking bad 
SI: like
SI: real bad 
OO: hm?~
OO: why's that
OO: want to talk to mommy?
SI: well first of all you texted me, second of all I'm dying of frostbite.
OO: just get medical treatment love 
SI: I literally can't 
SI: it's related to sburb 
OO: you playing sburb?? Woah.
SI: technically yes technically no and the technically no outweighs the yes by a ton.
OO: ...
OO: ok?
OO: do you miss me?
OO: I know you do
OO: you dream about me every night 
SI: I literally have had nightmares of a red pyramid cussing me out for the past couple nights
SI: unless that's you I have no idea 
OO: god you were always... WEIRD
OO: anyways you updated your comic 
OO: I thought you were dead for weeks 
OO: you should talk to me more!
OO: like. C'mon
SI: I'm talking to you now, how's that 
OO: ...
OO: I guess!
OO: is there anything you want to talk about 
SI: oh yeah sure 
SI: oh no wait my phone's gonna die, you know how my phone is 
SI: I'll talk to you later 
OO: wait 
-- snowyIncense [SI] has stopped pestering outsourcedOccult [OO] --

that conversation was nothing but gibberish.

4:13 PM

you have some spare time

4:13 PM

you whip out your lotion....

4:13 PM

and load up a site ...

4:13 PM

it's club penguin, lol.

4:13 PM

you apply lotion on your elbow, it's been dry for a bit

Isaac Pines

you whip out your lotion....

(WAS SO ABOUT TO HAVE FLINT JUST BURST IN AT THIS)

you put the lotion away

You open the door right as he does.

i dude were you about to jack off

Flint and Penny: Isaac looks busy. Perhaps go into the empty room 4 instead?

no asshole

.. i'll leave you be anyway

ok

4:14 PM

you are obviously annoyed with everything

You just. awkwardly close the door and take penny down the hall.

there goes our interaction for the day

4:15 PM

you EJECT your lotion from your modus, it slams into the wall!!

(CUM‼️

it burst open. Great. Now there's lotion on the wall.

4:16 PM

you are alone, what should you do?

Update your growing audience on your life story.

man, my life. Yeah. You forgot you HAD one.

4:19 PM

all you've done on this cruise is bang your new girlfriend, fight, train, and eat food. You haven't actually had time to yourself that was this peaceful. The frostbite is painful as shit and all you can do is draw your shitty webcomic

4:19 PM

you are at the bottom of the barrel, if you weren't already, seems that life's a constant downward spiral

4:19 PM

you hear a ding, ah, what's this

4:19 PM

youve rose the ECHELADDER?

4:20 PM

you are now a sorrowful pumpernickel instead of a homeless stinkbutt. Very mature bud.

4:20 PM

that was purely useless, what else do you have in mind on doing

After ensuring Amalga and Slav got into their room safely, you enter.

5:02 PM

YO DUDE

5:02 PM

What the hell is that shit on the wall

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump lotion.

5:05 PM

you continue to draw your shitty comic

You get closer... WAIT WHAT

5:05 PM

DUDE YOU LIKE SHIT TOO?

5:05 PM

Wait that sounds wrong. Uh.

you turn around to Jared

5:05 PM

I'm the author dude

WHAT

you continue to draw the next page

Yeah

DUDE LOOK AT MY SHIRT

I noticed

You lift up the pirate costume to reveal your shirt.

5:06 PM

YEAH???

5:06 PM

WHY DIDNTCHA SAY ANYTHING!!

I don't like to put myself out there

5:07 PM

glad you like it though

Yeah of COURSE??

5:09 PM

Glad to have made these t shirts that I sold exactly zero of sir.

You salute.

oh dang you made those shirts? Thought someone wouldve made knockoff merch already

It ain't a knockoff man... It's a PASSION project...

5:10 PM

But also kind of a knockoff :Y

lol

You can totally have one if you want I have them all stuffed in my sylladex

sure

You retrieve one APPROPRIATELY SIZED SHIT SHIRT, and hand it to Isaac.

do you have one that's. Long sleeved

Oh no man why

eh. It's fine I can just put it on over my long sleeve

I think you could just layer it over a longsleeve?

5:12 PM

Yeah!

you slip on the ICED TEA shirt, you and Jared are now matching. You two are now sugar honey and iced tea

You flop down on your bed.

how's your cruise going

Crazy as hell.

same I fucking hate it

5:14 PM

can we not catch a break from that bitch Thea

Wish I could put a dent in that bitch... But she's practically god damn invincible so whatever I guess! Like, fuck, man!

yeah.

5:15 PM

she seems like the person to want to start an argument in a cod lobby and then get sad when people get mad at her

More like she'd dox the people who get mad at her and then actually show up to their home

wanna bet that if she had a boyfriend that guy would not be allowed to breathe next to another person

// [ EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER ]

Pretty sure she and that dude that follows her around like a puppy is her piece or somethin.

Jared Jackson

More like she'd dox the people who get mad at her and then actually show up to their home

// flint and thea origin story

5:17 PM

// she's not delta this is her real story

Maud?

Yeah that one.

that pathetic loser

// HOLY FUUUCK (edited)

5:18 PM

// DISSING MY BOY MAUD? GUARDS KILL HIM

5:18 PM

// isaac when he goes up against maud and gets his ass beat

heard him call himself the Lord of swords or some goofy shit once

5:18 PM

hes got an ego to feed a village for a year

// wait that's not his official title

I dunno man. Must be some ROYALLY nasty sloppy schlurpin good sex if he's STILL following HER around

// oh nvm

I don't think Thea would even know what a sloppy toppy is. She'd be like "what? Sloppy? Disgusting"

"I do not intend to give you the sloppy. In fact, I do not even intend to give you the least bit of toppy."

((can thea not interupt

// :(

((please

// okay

"I don't intend to give you a sloppy, because it's unsanitary!"

5:21 PM

"I must give you a dry blow, mint fresh"

I don't... think she's exactly a clean freak, man.

She is

5:22 PM

Just like me frfr

yeah well I'm pissed dawg

5:22 PM

I can't catch a break

5:23 PM

and now I'm getting texts from... Just. I'm mad y'know

5:23 PM

everything is so serious now

5:23 PM

the only time I had remotely a break was when I was in fujji for a day

5:24 PM

you lay down on your bed

5:24 PM

did penny and flint fuck in this bed

(I hate issac and Jared now for this vile slander

(he really went evil mode

you've left.

You've left as well.

You slam the door behind you with your foot and lay isaac on the bed.

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ (he's here now)

You're shaking in your fucking boots. Not literally but you're fucking terrified.

7:28 PM

Petrified. Every definition of the word.

7:28 PM

You cover your head with your hands and lean on the bed

it cant be

7:28 PM

it cant be her

7:28 PM

no

7:28 PM

nonononono

7:29 PM

i- i need to look again but-

7:29 PM

isaac

7:29 PM

should i

should I what

@ectoMycologist ))

sh-

7:48 PM

i think i saw someone that was.

7:48 PM

ahem. involved with me when i was uh. gamma.

Flint: 003 was with her too.

3 was with her and im scared of the worst

7:49 PM

i didnt get a good look at her and i recognize the voice.

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ sorry hun was painting the inside of my toilet brown <3)) (edited)

// never say that

ectoMycologist

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ sorry hun was painting the inside of my toilet brown <3)) (edited)

Please end your life boo bear <3))

just ignore her

You were genuinely terrified.

that woman. did so many things to me.

a loud static fills your mind

7:56 PM

yeah. I'm sorry

yknow suddenly having. all of your memories dumped upon you at once takes a bit to kick in

yeah.

especially if the person that-That was involved was probably right fucking in fron-Front of you.

7:58 PM

.. what was going on while you were out, by the way

... Yeah

7:58 PM

you couldn't even understand what flint said, nor do you want to have the energy to do so

7:59 PM

you crawl under your covers as you stare at the wall

???

8:02 PM

dude should i leave you be

you look like shit and id imagine being heated up like a frozen dinner does numbers on the head.

You've just been standing by his bed, not saying anything.

You pat Isaac.

i'll leave you to it bud.

8:11 PM

You go sit on your bed, crosslegged.

8:11 PM

two.

8:11 PM

.. you saw her two- too right blegh

@demeter!!

// huh

8:11 PM

// OH

8:11 PM

what no i'm a little busy here man

8:12 PM

your biggest fanboy is up my ass right now about not having a purpose

alright. sorry

8:12 PM

tell him i said hi.

8:12 PM

im gonna go back out and look.

8:13 PM

You got up and left. You are terrified, but you're gonna grow a pair and face her, even if it is her.

wait who'd you see

8:13 PM

who's her

i think i saw esther.

oh cuh-rist

8:14 PM

get the fuck out of there i hear she's on a killing spree

oh FUCK NO.

8:14 PM

You began hurriedly walking back out.

8:14 PM

You're definitely facing her now. You'll get up.

you've been staring at the wall for god knows how long.

7:22 AM

you cannot fathom the truth, but it creeps up behind you like a.....

boo//

non respons1ve?//

7:22 AM

what d1d 1 m1ss//

1 heard what happened pal//

7:23 AM

we are arr1v1ng at the temple soon//

7:23 AM

do you want to go and explore 1t?//

7:24 AM

maybe getting up and out of the cru1se 1s what you need//

1 know 1 can't do much to help. But 1 can go get you some 1ce cream.//

7:25 AM

please

on 1t champ.//

7:25 AM

you disappear within an egg of vines

7:30 AM

you enter the room again

7:30 AM

here you go pal//

7:30 AM

guess1ng w1th your 1ce aspect 1t won't melt?//

7:30 AM

you toss him a spoon, and place the ice cream on the bed

7:31 AM

Chow down dude//

you sit up, and start eating ice cream. For some reason you crave cold treats

7:31 AM

you are filled with a chilly happiness, but you cannot express it

you take out a steak

7:32 AM

you eat it

you are eating the ice cream still

so how's the 1ce cream//

you give a thumbs up

(( @ectoMycologist get your thick jiggly ass in here

You turn the doorknob. Your face is. Devoid of expression.

hey tur1ng//

CT:

it was her.

who?//

you look at flint

esther.

3:52 PM

it was esther.

who 1s she//

she was part of my project.

3:53 PM

project last son.

Ah//

you enter the room

4:05 PM

flint?? Are you in here?

@ectoMycologist

y yeah i am

there you are love!! You ok?

remember when i was talking about esther

4:07 PM

shes HERE.

oh no,, shit what

You look out the window.

4:08 PM

speaking of "here"

4:08 PM

we're not too far from calliope's temple.

4:09 PM

didnt notice that frog tower at the top at first.

oh, that's good

we'll be there within an hour.

you hug flint

You hug her back.

You leave, feeing out of place.

I love you... I'm.. sorry all of this is happening

thank you. its not your fault.

I know but... But... I'm just worried

about

you,, getting hurt more

ill be fine.

(sorry took a bit of a nap

ill be fine.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump you better..

i will be.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump okay...

you are still eating the ice cream while watching the two

smak. you kiss PENNY.

7:03 PM

her skin is so osft...

Whoops! You used the wrong onomatopoeia and slapped the shit out of penny.

7:03 PM

She's dead now.

3

Flint Turing

her skin is so osft...

Dawg stop frothing over her skin just skin her and use it as a suit

mmwa

i skin infant babies!!!!!

THEY ARE ROTTING IN THE CELLAR !!

aloe bama

i skin infant babies!!!!!

(BEHEHHE

surprised nobody said anything about my eyepatch.

7:21 PM

.. i accidently broke it when talking to esther.

you look cute without it on

thats just because i look like my old self hehe

.. penny, you wanna go outside and check the island out

No

7:30 PM

Stay here it's not important

sounds like a lot of people are on the deck-

no don't go check it out it's not important

7:30 PM

it's fine you can just stay here

uhm... I guess

we dont have to if you dont want to

7:48 PM

we could finally relax actually

7:48 PM

.. fuck it. the others can take care of it if theres a problem.

7:49 PM

You, first take off the cum-stained top sheet and chuck it into a laundry basket. You point the WALL MOUNTED TV at your bed, and grab the remote

cmon lets watch tv and relax for once

// I could kill you

((THEY ALREADY FUCKED OF COURSE IM GONNA REFERENCE IT

// HE WAS WEARING A CONDOM WASN'T HE

7:51 PM

// Wasn't he...?

7:52 PM

DEME. DEME WHY WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT

7:52 PM

YOU JUST FUCKING DOOMED US

// penny birth scene

((YES IT COULD HAVE SPILLED THOUGH

1

// if penny is pregnant i will legitimately leave this server

(( ON TH EBED

// if ANY character is pregnant i will leave

((fair

// sex? ok. cannibalism? awesome. pregnancy? Die

demeter!!

// if ANY character is pregnant i will leave

Insert xaonii

// HAHAHAHAHHA

7:53 PM

// Please

((nezu didnt penny have condoms on her for some ungodly reason

demeter!!

// if ANY character is pregnant i will leave

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pinned a message to this channel. 12/4/2022 7:53 PM

> You point the WALL MOUNTED TV at your bed, and grab the remote cmon lets watch tv and relax for once

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump

you crawl onto the bed and cuddle up to flint

are we watch1ng n1ghtmare before chr1stmas//

((i can only imagine the original reason was so she could do this

// NO

demeter!!

// if ANY character is pregnant i will leave

maud mpreg

1

1

sure. its a classic

you are now laying down in bed

flink: i want to squish my girlfriends boobs flange: like honka honka

what

(im going to do flimbo moments a lot more often and this is one of them

7:57 PM

(flimbo isnt just the only name im making the joke name change every line

aloe bama

maud mpreg

// something something murder suicide

this is one of the moments ive actually been able to enjoy the cruise

7:59 PM

the boats not even moving

ehehe,, yea

8:10 PM

you get closer to flint, wrapping your leg around his, as you close your eyes for a bit

DOOF

8:12 PM

Jared slams open the door!

You jump.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

8:12 PM

You're cuddling penny still.

WE'RE HERE MY DUDES

YEAH I NOTICED

Well get yer ASS up! This is like your WHOLE thing!!

gimme a bbit

8:13 PM

i have a girlfriend now and want a bit of a break

8:13 PM

its not like anyone else can get it open

Flint Turing do I have to drag your ass out of that bed.

8:13 PM

Because it SOUNDS like you're itchin' for a draggin'.

come and get me then

You run over and yank flint by the arm.

@DreamilyDrifting

STARNGTH: 1d20 (17) Total: 17

BABE HELP

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ bats eyelids

Flint is being dragged to hell by Satan himself.

FINEEEEE penneyyyy... you have to come with...

she follows

seems we got to go 1saac//

8:30 PM

you leave

you sigh, get up and gp

Flint digs through Flint's suitcase and grabs a new shirt.

12:08 PM

Looks like it's a shirt with a purple image of Steven from TBOI on it. Looks sweet.

12:09 PM

Flint looks at his hair and makes a disgusted expression. He decides to cut it.

(( EXCUSE you. steven is from edmund mcmillen's other game Time Fcuk

// stfu

(( FAKE FAN

12:30 PM

(( smh yet another fake gamer girl

// the reference is to til death 1 flint

(( steven is the secret 5th member of the midnight crew

spades gameing

(( smh yet another fake gamer girl

((ikr .. so fake

Thea comes through here, taking ROSA and any other items of sentimentality.